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When you are dead, you won't even know that you are dead. It's a pain only felt by others.
Same thing when you are stupid.
modified 19-Nov-21 21:01pm.
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As a current web developer, I fully endorse this statement! 
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i must say that also the Jesus version is not bad at all ..
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I dunno, most microbes cannot tolerate a high-salinity environment. Holding a piece of bacon on a cut for a minute or so may do more good than you'd think!1
1: These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.
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Is divorce the end of an error?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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OriginalGriff wrote: Is divorce the end of an error?
And the start of the next one! 
Marc
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If I were ever to get married again I would take the future ex house shopping so she could get the one she wanted.
New version: WinHeist Version 2.2.2 Beta I told my psychiatrist that I was hearing voices in my head. He said you don't have a psychiatrist!
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I have a programmer collegue who made the perfect deal: He moved in with his future wife in her house, and when they got divorced, he kept the house... Dunno how he got away with that, but he did...
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Damn he lucked into that one. My perfect wife will be rich and have a bad cough.
New version: WinHeist Version 2.2.2 Beta I told my psychiatrist that I was hearing voices in my head. He said you don't have a psychiatrist!
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If someone was cheating would that be a stack overflow?
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Did it throw annul reference exception?
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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I can't compete with that: you win the internetz. 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Perhaps this can be prevented by using the singleton pattern?
/ravi
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I agree, I think this guy was using an unholy combination of the vistor and join patterns.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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It's sad when a union has no structure.
/ravi
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Coutuples must try harder and goto great lengths && keep their issues private to their home. if it becomes public, their relationship will become volatile, virtually breaking itself, and throwing their love lives into a void.
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That sounds like a very abstract argument.
/ravi
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How much more explicit should I be?
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return to the discussion. Are you sleeping? Fine, I rest my case.
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Cordless phone sitting on my desk
Headset (wired) attached to my phone and my head
Cat jumps on lap
Trips on headset wire in mid leap
Phone falls to floor
Headset rips off my head
Customer wonders what all the cussing is about.
Marc
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Did the cat says anything?
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