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Now I know what I missed by being a self-taught programmer instead of University spawn.
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A really easy one today as I won't be around to add hints - Good luck!
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GREECE would be just too obvious. So is CHEESE.
Cheers,
Peter
Software rusts. Simon Stephenson, ca 1994. So does this signature. me, 2012
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Greece it is I said it was easy. You are up tomorrow.☜☆☞
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...but not from us...
(one of the floating sentences during the W10 update process)
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Dilbert OTD[^]
At last we found out... 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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they forget to make sure all cover is ugly
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Forgot the marketing campaign to make sure everybody was convinced that it was the cool gadget to own.
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Reminds me of Elmer Fudd.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Maybe why it has;
invoke FUDD-THUNK
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The real question is "What was Maunder looking for when he stumbled across THAT?"
Cheers,
Peter
Software rusts. Simon Stephenson, ca 1994. So does this signature. me, 2012
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After his phone became self-aware, it has been taking Chris to the darkest corners of the web 
"When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty
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No, that weally is no where near the dark corners.
Lucky weally, otherwise he may be absent fwom work for some time.
"If you don't fail at least 90 percent of the time, you're not aiming high enough."
Alan Kay.
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He was hunting wabbits, obviously.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Those boys are obviously getting poor quality drugs.
«There is a spectrum, from "clearly desirable behaviour," to "possibly dodgy behavior that still makes some sense," to "clearly undesirable behavior." We try to make the latter into warnings or, better, errors. But stuff that is in the middle category you don’t want to restrict unless there is a clear way to work around it.» Eric Lippert, May 14, 2008
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I wonder if the author was listening to this[^] at the time?
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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De-dimension on Vimeo[^]
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Now that is easy assemble Flat Pack furniture!
Ikea take note! 
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That is very clever !
«There is a spectrum, from "clearly desirable behaviour," to "possibly dodgy behavior that still makes some sense," to "clearly undesirable behavior." We try to make the latter into warnings or, better, errors. But stuff that is in the middle category you don’t want to restrict unless there is a clear way to work around it.» Eric Lippert, May 14, 2008
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Brilliant!
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Want!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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This will be useful in places like New York where a 500 sq ft apartment goes for $3000 rent.
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Hi All,
I'm watching the Imitation Game on Channel 4, Good story, sadly a story though. Alan Turing and Alexander Dennison must be rotating in their graves! Based on a true story (my bum!) Turing was not involved to extent shown in construction of the Bombe (called Christoper!) there were far more people at Bletchly Park and it ran 24 Hours a day! Don't you just love movies! 
Just got to the end, where is Tommy Flowers & Colossus!
modified 31-Jul-16 19:21pm.
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