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RyanDev wrote:
Unfortunately, I have known developers that take that attitude and think "works on my computer" is a valid answer. D'Oh! | :doh:

Not only developers...

I had once a project (budget almost in 7 0s), a 6 axle robot involved to handle the product... at certain point of programing and teaching the robot:

- Me: That is not reachable. I can't get the product over there
- Chief mechanical constructor (cmc): Yes it is, I have simulated everything and it works on my computer
- Me: I don't think it is possible, please tell me how to do the motion to get in there because I can't see it

more than 5 hours later

- CMC: It is not possible, the simulation was fine, someone has made a huge mistake while building this up
- Me: Probably, can you please show me your simulation?

Getting to the office and some "!§%$&"§(%!(/ later, he starts to show me the simulations in his CAD software.

- CMC: See? The robot has plenty space to get into the area
- Me: Ehhmmmm... Not sure if I am missing anything but... where is the gripper (780 mm long x 110 mm wide)?

He had simulated everything using only the basic shape of the robot, no tools at all. D'Oh! | :doh: D'Oh! | :doh: D'Oh! | :doh: Sigh | :sigh: Sigh | :sigh: Sigh | :sigh: D'Oh! | :doh: D'Oh! | :doh: D'Oh! | :doh: Sigh | :sigh: Sigh | :sigh: Sigh | :sigh:
2 Weeks work doing mechanical adjustments / moving pieces all over the line.

Next 6 months he dropped the eyes down everytime I came in the same room. Laugh | :laugh: Laugh | :laugh: Laugh | :laugh:
M.D.V. Wink | ;)

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