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Hey youse scunners, we got a cheap lawyer and we're no' afraid tae use him!
Ta' can onlie be one t'ousan!
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The Wee Free Men! Nae king! Nae quin! Nae laird! Nae master! We willna' be fooled again!
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"Whut's the plan, Rob?" said one of them.
"OK lads, this is what we'll do. As soon as we see somethin', we'll attack it. Right?"
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Richard Deeming wrote: At last, a (potentially) decent film from Hollywood.
Just saw Kung Fu Panda 3. That was great. 
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Potentially epic or potentially a disaster. I started watching a film adaptation of "Colour of Magic" with a quite reputable lead actor - had to turn it off, it was dreadful!! Plodding, slow and without any dynamic. 
Pratchett plays much better in my head 
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If I was an animal, could I still gopher a beer?
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Sure, as long as you don't hog it all.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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If he pigs out, I'm going to squeal on him.
/ravi
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He'd be a real swine if he did that!
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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I imagine he'd feel no gilt when doing that.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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True. He can also be a real boar sometimes.
/ravi
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Yeah, but most of the time he's a ham.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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I remember that! The place looked like a sty after all the folks scrambled out of there.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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They had to go into hock to get the money to fix the place.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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You ain't ribbin' me, are ya?
/ravi
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Me? No, it's snout in my nature.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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True, I didn't figure you were loin.
/ravi
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When I lied as a kid, ma would give me a swift kick in the butt.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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If it's an appropriate time to paws for refreshment.
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| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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I can't bear these jokes
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