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Will you do the fandango?
'PLAN' is NOT one of those four-letter words.
'When money talks, nobody listens to the customer anymore.'
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Yes, but he wasn't lonely - he had a devil put aside for him.
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
When I was six, there were no ones and zeroes - only zeroes. And not all of them worked. -- Ravi Bhavnani
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If a fella wanted to write sea poetry, Shelly go to the Bysshe?
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| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Get into the Hobbit of Tolkien sense!
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| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Oh POE-LEASE!
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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No need to call in the Old Bill! It wasn't that bad!
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Nevermore... 
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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@OriginalGrifff, I realize fun is meant this day,
But I have much offense and will say,
That, of the Family Line I am such,
Of Poe heritage, I do proudly clutch,
Your post degrades a member of Fam,
And reflects upon the blood I am.
Requested, nay, demanded: remove the post,
Use another family of pun to host.
For, my lineage I shall 'nar dispair
Of criticism which riles naked hair.
Debauch my Sister or my Bro,
Of my temper, you'll surely know.
OK, not really, there is no relate,
Upon which I proffer this genealogy debate.
So, good work of thee to make fun,
Of a dead guy no longer touched by sun.
May your day continue in quickened jest,
Love the TotDs, they are the best.
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MacSpudster wrote: Of Poe heritage, I do proudly clutch
I guess you missed out on the writing gene, huh?
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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There being a few football followers having come out of the woodwork in recent weeks I have created a couple of Sky Fantasy Football[^] Leagues to which I would like to invite you.
Sky's Fantasy Football is free to play and you may create either one or two teams. The leagues which I have set up are ...
Hamster Appreciation Society (PIN 8194319)
This is a league exclusively for Code Project folks (as the name implies) and has no special rules.
Three Little Letters (PIN 8194323)
This is an open league with a little twist. You must choose a team name based on a group of three consecutive letters in the alphabet (mine is simply 'PQR') and then you may pick only players whose surnames begin with one of those three letters throughout the season. Failure to comply with the golden rule will result in points deductions ... and what do points make? Well, not actually, unless someone feels like donating?
Uptakers should head over to the site some time in the next 3 weeks or so (no need to reply here unless you want to). The non-virtual Premier League begins at 12.30 BST, 13th August with a game between last season's unexpected champions Leicester and newly promoted Hull City.
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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Everytime when I try to access Plenti account, it just asks me that. I know I'm not robot and won't be. It's that so clear. I'm this close to close the account.
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Interesting. A robot who doesn't know he's a robot. An exceptional AI indeed! 
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Sanders Russel wrote A robot who doesn't know he's a robot.
He forgot his place, being as a robot. But I'm not robot! I can't help him. It just keep asking me. 
modified 15-Jul-16 12:20pm.
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Sander Rossel wrote: Interesting. A robot who doesn't know he's a robot. An exceptional AI indeed!
Seriously, that is exceptional thinking. A great paradox of recursive thinking.
Infinite recursion is the best, except for when it loops too much.
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int GetInfinity()
{
return GetInfinity() + 1;
}
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I'm afraid to run it.
I ran a successful divide by zero method the other day and ripped a hole in the time-space continuum.
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Running it is what created StackOverflow 
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Infinity is not a number!
 
"I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability!"
Ron White, Comedian
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Well, the function doesn't actually return a number now, does it?
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Would you please have a look at the signature of your function. It doesn't matter that it never returns.
Infinity is not a number. Got it now, you individual?
"I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability!"
Ron White, Comedian
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It doesn't matter what the .Net framework has to say about this.
In maths infinity is not a number.
Period!
And I do have a lot of fun at parties, as I usually don't talk to idiots there.
"I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability!"
Ron White, Comedian
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Alright, I get it. You're mad. But please keep calm... Just close your eyes and count to infinity...
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