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ZurdoDev14-Jul-16 10:02

ZurdoDev

14-Jul-16 10:02

raddevus wrote:
Crazy, Microsoft. Crazy.

They most certainly are. I never have bugs in my code. Sniff | :^)

There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.

raddevus14-Jul-16 10:08

14-Jul-16 10:08

Microsoft is too big to have bugs in their code.
They're not allowed. I'm placing them on double-secret probation!!

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ZurdoDev14-Jul-16 10:10

ZurdoDev

14-Jul-16 10:10

raddevus wrote:
Microsoft is too big to have bugs in their code.

That's why I work for a small company. Bugs are OK. $Shucks | :-\$

# of bugs is relative to size of company. Thumbs Up | :thumbsup:

There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.

raddevus14-Jul-16 10:15

14-Jul-16 10:15

Absolutely! No one even uses my code except me.
I can have all the bugs I want.
It's the way it was meant to be.

My book, Launch Your Android App, is available at Amazon.com.

Brisingr Aerowing14-Jul-16 10:02

Brisingr Aerowing

14-Jul-16 10:02

Ooooooooooo-kay then... D'Oh! | :doh:

Some things make you wonder...

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.

Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???

raddevus14-Jul-16 10:07

14-Jul-16 10:07

Microsoft will add/remove the packages you need, whether you need them or not.
And I mean, remove the ones you need. Add the ones you don't. Laugh | :laugh:

My book, Launch Your Android App, is available at Amazon.com.

xiecsuk14-Jul-16 22:06

xiecsuk

14-Jul-16 22:06

This creates an MVC application as far as I understand it.

New Project
ASP.Net Web App
From the ASP.NET 5 Templates, select
Web Application

The resultant code that is created has folders for Controllers, Models and Views, which is an MVC app as I understand it.

You are expected to set your folders and project name as you go through, of course.

raddevus15-Jul-16 2:33

A new response to end user complaints

15-Jul-16 2:33

Thanks for the input. I finally got it working.
I think I also forgot that now, the MVC Project doesn't show up until after you select ASP.NET Web App and previously that meant the project was just an ASPX type of web app.
A bit confusing in the VStudio interface.
Thanks again,

My book, Launch Your Android App, is available at Amazon.com.

Foothill14-Jul-16 8:10

14-Jul-16 8:10

When the end users complain about why an application doesn't have X or Y functionality I am going to give them this reply:

"Anything that is perfect, isn't useful. Anything that is useful, isn't perfect."

if (Object.DividedByZero == true) { Universe.Implode(); }
Meus ratio ex fortis machina. Simplicitatis de formae ac munus. -Foothill, 2016

W∴ Balboos, GHB14-Jul-16 8:14

W∴ Balboos, GHB

14-Jul-16 8:14

So I guess that is your "perfect" answer?

Ravings en masse^
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein
"If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010

Foothill14-Jul-16 8:15

14-Jul-16 8:15

Yes

if (Object.DividedByZero == true) { Universe.Implode(); }
Meus ratio ex fortis machina. Simplicitatis de formae ac munus. -Foothill, 2016

OriginalGriff14-Jul-16 8:22

14-Jul-16 8:22

But by your definition, not useful.

Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

Foothill14-Jul-16 8:27

14-Jul-16 8:27

I can think of a few dozen end users that are just that too Laugh | :laugh:

if (Object.DividedByZero == true) { Universe.Implode(); }
Meus ratio ex fortis machina. Simplicitatis de formae ac munus. -Foothill, 2016

OriginalGriff14-Jul-16 8:33

14-Jul-16 8:33

Then by your definition they are Perfect users! Laugh | :laugh:

I'd quit while I was ahead if I was you!

Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

Foothill14-Jul-16 8:36

14-Jul-16 8:36

Never surrender Poke tongue | ;-P

if (Object.DividedByZero == true) { Universe.Implode(); }
Meus ratio ex fortis machina. Simplicitatis de formae ac munus. -Foothill, 2016

OriginalGriff14-Jul-16 8:58

14-Jul-16 8:58

I'd forgotten that one! Might be worth watching again...

Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

Mark_Wallace14-Jul-16 9:00

Mark_Wallace

14-Jul-16 9:00

"Never give up! Never surrender!"

I don't know if you mean the same movie, but it's one of my favourites.

I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

OriginalGriff14-Jul-16 9:09

14-Jul-16 9:09

I'd even forgotten Sigourney Weaver was in it!
I was probably drunk when I watched it last time... Blush | :O

Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

Mark_Wallace14-Jul-16 9:26

Mark_Wallace

14-Jul-16 9:26

She didn't have a big role; she just repeated what the computer said.

I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

Foothill14-Jul-16 10:58

14-Jul-16 10:58

"I only have one job on this ship. It may be stupid but I'm gonna do it!" I always loved that scene.

if (Object.DividedByZero == true) { Universe.Implode(); }
Meus ratio ex fortis machina. Simplicitatis de formae ac munus. -Foothill, 2016

Mark_Wallace14-Jul-16 8:59

Mark_Wallace

14-Jul-16 8:59

So you're saying that you're neither useful nor perfect?

I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

Kyle Moyer14-Jul-16 9:28

Kyle Moyer

14-Jul-16 9:28

Certainly explains my wife and I.

I'll leave it to you to figure out which of us is which!

ClockMeister14-Jul-16 9:32

ClockMeister

14-Jul-16 9:32

Similar to that: When a client (and I regard Tech Support to be a 'client') complains about how long something is taking or the cost I give 'em this:

"You can have it - A) Good B) Fast or C) Cheap, pick any TWO.

Marc Clifton14-Jul-16 11:25

Marc Clifton

14-Jul-16 11:25

Foothill wrote:
"Anything that is perfect, isn't useful. Anything that is useful, isn't perfect."

Except for the number zero. Zero is perfect and useful.

Marc

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Foothill14-Jul-16 11:26