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Do young melons not get married because they cantaloupe?
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Orange you just hilarious. 
That's what I do. I drink, and I know things. ~ Tyrion Lannister
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That was pretty meloncholy.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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This sound familiar.
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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The newlywed melon paused to read a pamphlet on consummation as his bride waited on the bed of the honeymoon suite. He stopped to ask "Wait, what're mah loins?".
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Another seedy attempt at a pun? Getting ripe to the core of this fruitless endeavor will pit common against sense. Juice the same, keep it up.*
* That's what the Mrs. would say . . .
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WWH (what would honeydew)?
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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Nah, it's that we all love boobys!
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
When I was six, there were no ones and zeroes - only zeroes. And not all of them worked. -- Ravi Bhavnani
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I don't.
Particularly if Herself is reading over my shoulder... 
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That's when I love them the most, right in my face. 
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 Genuine lol moment.
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Herself now points well-endowed women to me when I don't notice them. I trained her well.
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
When I was six, there were no ones and zeroes - only zeroes. And not all of them worked. -- Ravi Bhavnani
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Take back the narrative!
LGBT = Liquor Guns Bacon and Tits
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Blue Tits or the East African Migrating Tit?
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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The always sought after Nice variety.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Forogar wrote: Blue Tits
Kinky, but sounds good to me.
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This post - basically a Leslie[^].
Your obsession with LGBT is getting a bit . . . que sera sera.
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I didn't know I was a LGBT community member until now! And a very militant one! If needed I can give up the L, but only that and only if absolutely needed. After all L and G mix pretty badly together.
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
When I was six, there were no ones and zeroes - only zeroes. And not all of them worked. -- Ravi Bhavnani
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Or, for those of a certain age, Happy Dominion Day!
In all thy son's command!
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They changed it when ST DS9 came out? 
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It was Dominion Day until 1982, then it changed to Canada Day.
Canada is officially a Dominion, a title granted to it in 1867.
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You mean the site is really run by Jem'Hadar rather than hamsters?
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