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Whole, roasted nuts.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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There's worse commands to ask help on.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Perhaps 'man touch' amongst others ?
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Its comes after Cotton Balls, and Beer Nuts.
Then you get Man Cookies!
Which brings a whole new meaning to "That's the way the Cookies Crumble!"
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That "cookies agreement" garbage is one of the worst freaking decision ever made. Who was dumb enough to think that I want to click on a button to agree I-do-not-know-what on EVERY SINGLE WEBSITE I navigate to. This is complete nonsense. Furthermore, I do not even understand how this could be implemented internationally (because I see this on the websites independently from the country it is on), and why websites could be forced into implementing it.
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Good grief, I've been up since 7 AM, working on some documentation, with a break for breakfast (French Toast with cinnamon, cardamon and a little coconut milk in the batter), fried in coconut oil, topped with real maple syrup (warmed) and fresh strawberries, all organic ingredients.)
Just looked at the clock. It's 12 PM! Well, at least the document is done.
Marc
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I'm working on supper: Calzone pizza with ham, salami, and chorizo filling.
The dough is rising nicely!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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OriginalGriff wrote: The dough is rising nicely!
My dough rises nicely twice a month and then collapses on itself. 
(urgh, that can be taken so many WRONG ways) 
Marc
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I use a bread machine for kneading and proofing the dough; it's perfect for a lazy bugger like me.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I actually quite like kneading dough - it's therapeutic, and you get bread as well!
There's a sense of "completeness" from hand baking, the feel of the dough as the gluten stretches and lines up.
I rise in the Sous Vide, as I can regulate the dough temperature to +/= 0.5C, and keep it at the ideal temperature (35C ~ 37C depending on the flour, apparently). I set it to 36C and leave it well alone.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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OTOH, I'm a lazy bugger.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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OriginalGriff wrote: I rise in the Sous Vide
Can you not afford a bed? 
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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kmoorevs wrote: they want screenshots of everything
They want everything neatly written down, as detailed as possible, so that when they have it they can never read it and call you instead
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kmoorevs wrote: Did I mention I hate documentation?
I like documentation. I particularly like it when I can say "didn't you read the docs???"
Marc
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Do they make leotards from mentally challenged big cats?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I'm not too relaxed, its just the way I'm lion.
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Take it to a Greenpeace meeting. You will be tarred and feathered!
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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People may growl about your thoughts, but sometimes they are spot on! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Only the dishonest cheetahs do that.
/ravi
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Lynx or it ain't so!
And now a joke for old people of Britain and the Commonwealth...
They used to keep a big cat on the set of Coronation Street. It was always popping in to say "Hyena!"
... and to pre-empt the scoffing mails ... Oh yes it is! Look it up!
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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You should be pelted for your lack of felines towards cats!
Marc
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 One of the few I have actually laughed at.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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One of the many that I do not understand  
modified 19-Jan-21 21:04pm.
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0x01AA wrote: One of the many that I do not understand
That's a good thing. Some would consider it a very distasteful joke.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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