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Difficult to see how it could be much worse, to be honest...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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The second is better, but because there was less Chris and more Matt/Eddie + guests.
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Quote: I’ve heard of Chris Evans before,
Aliens have heard of Chris Evans...why, is the question...
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Evan is a very clever guy -- a lot smarter than the labradoodle snob.
He'll find his stride soon enough.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Actually I rather like "Please slow drively!" They should make all the signs that way. While drivers are working it out it may just have the desired effect (well, on the few that actually read signs at all anyway).
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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I don't know. Some people would need more brainpower than they have at their disposal to "work it out" and drive at the same time.
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This reminds me why I hate American humour.
I prefer people to laugh with me, than "Hey! Let's laugh at that guy!"
If it had been themed "Um... Ooops!", rather than "Hey, let's point and sneer at people who made mistakes in things they're not good at!", some of them would have been funny.
Everybody -- including Everybody, i.e. not excluding you and I -- is not good at an awful lot of things.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I'm trying to convert my java code to JavaScript but its not working.
Should I submit a bug report?
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Most definitely. Google should fix this issue.
Meanwhile you can dump your code in the Q&A forum and demand that someone translates it for you. 
It has happened before.
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What?
You don't have to translate anything. I know a guy who always said they are the same thing.
You probably just need :
<script type="text/javascript">
Add that to your .py file and everything will go great.
Compile using c:\>csc *.txt > .js and you're good to go.
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Quote: I'm trying to convert my java code to JavaScript but its not working.
I am also trying to convert milk into beer but its not working as expected. Have you any idea? Please help me.
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you have to first convert the javascript from Somali into English, using Google Translate
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No need. I have just pushed a patch to the server. That should fix the issue. Can you check again?
You have just been Sharapova'd.
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I know NOTHING about C++. Haven't touched it since college 20 years ago. Now I need to learn it.
Can anyone recommend a good ENTRY LEVEL book or tutorial?
If it's not broken, fix it until it is
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The book I used once upon a time was in Swedish, so it wouldn't help you.
There are plenty of sites out there and this is just one example:
C++ Language - C++ Tutorials[^]
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Thanks.
For the Lippman book, some of the reviews state
"C++ Primer, 5th ed. is a great book for an intermediate level C++ programmer. I would NOT recommend this book to a novice"
and
"The "C++ Primer, 5th Edition" is not a book for those who just started programming."
I'll take a look at the Dummies book
If it's not broken, fix it until it is
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Accelerated C++ by Koenig and Moo.
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The very basic and easy written book with all of the basic c++ technique is
Object-Oriented Programming in C++, Robert Lafore
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Check the list here too: Useful Reference Books[^]
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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What languages are you familiar with right now?
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