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Hey, sh*t happens!
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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Was it Kentucky Fried Chicken Faeces? 
Wout
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This takes that expression "You are what you eat" to a whole new level.
(Where's that damn Tofu at?)
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Arrrgggg! The "T" word!
BACON!
BACON!
BACON!
BACON!
BACON!
BACON!
BACON!
BACON!
That's the balance of the universe restored.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Hardly.
One BACON annuls half a tonne of tofu.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Ah, but bacon eaters are quietly contented, while veggie tofu eaters are always shooting off their mouths about it, and that skews the figures by at least 1000%.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Welllllllllll . . . if that's true - do a look-about on CP and see who's been shooting their hickory smoked grease-filled mouths off the most.
We, the enlightened, are merely reminding you that the TRUE PATH yet remains opened.*
Tofu Products
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* Barring congested arteries and stroke.
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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W∴ Balboos wrote: do a look-about on CP and see who's been shooting their hickory smoked grease-filled mouths off the most.
That's tofu eaters pretending to be bacon eaters, to it in with the silent majority.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Mark_Wallace wrote: That's tofu eaters pretending to be bacon eaters, to it in with the silent majority.
That says so much about so much. It just brings tears to my eyes.
Obviously your a member of the PAC (Pork Affiliates Conspiracy).
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Which bacteria are they using to make yogurt, again? Seems they may come from the same places.
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I just wanted to express my appreciation to the programmers of this awesome piece of software! Have been using it since 2012, and now on Windows 10 as well and it has never let me down. Let's hope it will keep working forever :P.
Wout
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Yep. I use it as well, under Win 10. And it is indeed good: which it's replacement - the Metro Mail app - definitely isn't...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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OriginalGriff wrote: the Metro Mail app
That didn't even last one day, with me.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I tried to enter server port numbers, googled a bit for work arounds, and then decided to not used it at all. So lasted about 30 mins I think. 
Wout
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I have precisely two tiles in my W10 start menu (they're not "live", and they're as small as I can make them):
0: "Store", which I haven't visited for months, because it's a waste of time trying to find "appies" that are anywhere near as useful as their desktop counterparts.
1: "Phone Companion", which I've never used but haven't deleted, because it looks as if it might be useful one day, despite the fact that I can communicate perfectly well with my Android phones without an "appie" (which will probably not do it half as well).
I did have a weather appie, for a while, but who needs a weather appie on a desktop/laptop? That's what phones are for.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Yeah, I don't get the need for live tiles on my desktop computer. To me the live behavior is actually a minus, it's just distracting from being productive. Seems like MS is thinking I want to be bombarded with as many impulses from the internet per second as possible to keep me fully informed. It's totally contra productive. I removed all tiles, and now there's a shortcut to cmd.exe and the calculator, so I guess I'm using it as a shortcut panel, kinda like the desktop.
Wout
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Actually, software not letting you down is not a reason to consider it awesome - it's not supposed to let you down by design . . . oh . . . wait . . . this is a MicroSloth product . . . awesome doesn't cover it - dumbstruck! Nearly a "Big O"! - astonished! - blindsided.
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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That's probably why they removed it and replaced it with something that doesn't work... 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Exactly, I guess it was so good, it could not be improved upon. But ofcourse there is a team that needs to do something, and obviously it can't work on an already perfect product. Oh well, there are always new wheels to make!
Wout
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Oh, it's not perfect - I'd like a way to reset the "you've got mail" taskbar indicator without opening a message (I have rules set to throw some messages straight to the bin and they flag up "mail waiting" and you can't clear without reading a message, any message).
But...it is damn good!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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So, I decided to try to go back to web development, and I am sincerely regretting it.
The last time I did anything with HTML/PHP/JS, was around '04-'06, when I was in high school. Back then, it was fairly simple. You wrote your logic code and database access in PHP, you displayed it through HTML, and maybe did some DOM hacking with JS. The old AJAX was just starting to come about when I last created anything for the web.
After awhile, I got bored with web development and pushed more into desktop programming, and went to C# and loved it. Still do. I plan on getting my certification within a year or two. But I digress...
Fast forward to... about now. I still enjoy plugging away at C#, but due to the linux-centric web world, I feel like being stuck to Microsoft is holding me back. That, and I just can NOT get my head around ASP.NET MVC.
So I started looking into some of these newer (to me) technologies, such as Node.JS, and client-side stuff like Angular. Node.JS intrigues me. Seems like a very useful and powerful backend to a RESTful application. But I'm not a fan of using it for actually rendering a website. So I jumped back over to the old LAMP setup, and found Angular...
What. The. Hell? I hated JS before, but now? I want to burn it with fire, and throw the remains into an active volcano, and drop a nuke on said volcano.
Having been stuck in the relatively type-strict C#, JS just looks like an absolute mess. How do you know if something is a variable? A function?  (Not actually asking these questions, more just throwing my hands in the air in frustration).
The idea of putting anything security related (e.g. cookies, login verification) or logic related into the client side is just appalling to me. The fact that a hacker can easily view the source code of your javascript, and people are putting potentially volatile information there, just makes my skin crawl.
I've been attempting over the last week or so to make a single page web application using Angular, and I just feel like I'm stupid. I read all this source code, the API's, examples... and very little of it actually makes any sense. It might just be my lack of knowledge of javascript syntax, but everything just feels so... hacky, I guess the word would be.
I'm very much a 'why' type of programmer. I don't care that something works, I want to know WHY it works, and how. I don't like blindly relying on an API to just work.
I feel like I either have to give in to this 'new' way of thinking, or cross my arms, give out a solid "Herrumpf" and go back to my old ways.
Anyways, there's not much of a point to this. Just a rant. If anyone has any advice, or are having (or had) a similar experience, I'd like to hear it.
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I'd give typescript a try, not sure how production ready it is as I have never used it myself (I don't do web).
Wout
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Johnny J. wrote: At least, they did that with Silverlight as well.
You are not alone, I was going to rub some angst into that particular weeping sore!
If VS was not such an excellent tool and 100% of my income is from the MS stack I would love to tell them to shove it where the sun don't shine!
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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