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Thanks for sharing. I'm going to read that web server one as soon as I get a chance. 
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Real cool dude, seriously 
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"Art of war" by Sun Tsu: it helps to kiss ass managers
Press F1 for help or google it.
Greetings from Germany
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Umm, not sure what Bill Gates has personally programmed by himself except maybe QBasic and Steve Jobs didn't do programming at all. They were business people and entrepreneurs. They used to hire programmers.
it ain’t broke, it doesn’t have enough features yet.
modified 20-Oct-19 21:02pm.
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FAT was apparently done by him... during a flight, no less!
Link left for the fun that's in the comments: I wrote FAT on an airplane, for heaven’s sake[^]
Highlights:
■ "Noobies, each and every one of you. I built a NAND gate in 1924 using twigs and moss. For delay lines I used a box canyon, and moved about until the acoustic echo distribution in the time domain performed the required function. By May 1925 I had calculated Pi to almost one digit accuracy: 4."
■ "This has to be a myth. FAT predates laptops or any other computer that would reasonably be usable on an airplane.
[You kids say the cutest things. -Raymond]"
■ "(I can’t believe I had to write this: This is a dramatization, not a courtroom transcript.)
This “I wrote FAT on an airplane” line was apparently one Bill used when he wanted to complain that what other people was doing wasn’t Real Programming. But this time, the development manager decided she’d had enough.
“Fine, Bill. We’ll set you up with a machine fully enlisted in the Windows source code, and you can help us out with some of your programming magic, why don’t you.”
This shut him up."
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Um, he and his mates were the ones that made "writing code in your Mother's garage, while blasting out hard rock" famous, when they wrote MSDOS*
* You can skip googling the MSDOS/QDOS-86 thing. I know. And everyone here should be aware that upgrading something like QDOS-86 to become MSDOS (and to be used on different hardware, which was much more of a minefield, back then) was no small thing.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I enjoyed Show Stopper!
It covers a number of programmers including Dave Cutler.
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K&R comes to mind. Best book ever crafted! The first to introduce to the world a "Hello, World" in pure C
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I saw the following two headlines next to each other in the CP "Daily News" yesterday:
Tech coalitions pen open letter to Burr and Feinstein over bill banning encryption
Microsoft rolls out new programs to incent IT pros to go cloud
OK, we know that Feinstein and Co. have produced something that is DOA all the way around, but still, the juxtaposition of these two headlines made me ask the question: Would any company or any responsible IT pro put their stuff out on the web without some decent encryption to protect it?
It seems to me that the current concept of "cloud" that Microsoft is betting so heavily on would become instantly dead in the US if anything like the Feinstein/whoever bill came into effect. I know that (as written) "Feinstein" contains "Einstein", but it sure seems like the spelling is all they share...
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I think removing encryption in the US would be an excellent idea. I'm pretty sure Senators in the US have a lot more money than most people do, and they would soon find out how important encryption is when the situation was reversed within hours of the banks complying... 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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As I noted in the Insider News:
Feinstein is an idiot. Even by political standards.
And I now note:
She makes GW Bush look like a genius.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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dsrich01 wrote: "Feinstein" contains "Einstein", but it sure seems like the spelling is all they share
I read that as "Fake Einstein"
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I hope nobody steals my identity
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I am not a number, I am a free username!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Sends in a big bubble to take you back home.
I'd rather be phishing!
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Pulls out a big pin...
I always wondered why he was supposed to be scared of a big bubble? A kitchen knife and ten seconds, and he strolls off into the sunset...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I used to watch The Prisoner in French as a child(5-7) and I found that big bubble to be really really scary.
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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There was a wonderful Spitting Image sketch where they parodied that but using the Royal Family, specifically Charles in the main role which led to this dialogue:
"You are number 5"
"One is not a number!"
"Yes it is!"
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Don't you need a license to be an anesthesiologist?
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I guess I'm 24601...
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
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But have you learnt the meaning of the law? 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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I know the meaning of those nineteen twentyeight years - a slave of the law.
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
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