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BillWoodruff wrote: I cannot say without asking you for a small donation to cover my expenses in summoning Cthulhu.
From Internet Book of Shadows: Real Old Time Religion, That[^]:
We will worship mighty Cthulhu
H. P. Lovecraft's big old hoodoo
(1930's fiction voodoo....)
But that's good enough for me!
Let us sing to Lord Cthuhlu
Don't let Lovecraft try to fool you
Or the Elder Gods WILL rule you
And that's good enough for me!
Of the Old Ones, none is vaster
Even Cthulhu's not his master
I refer to the unspeakable *
and that's good enough for me!
And for those who follow Cthulhu
We have really got a lulu:
Drop a bomb on Honolulu!
'Cause that's good enough for you!
We will worship Great Cthulhu,
We will worship Great Cthulhu,
And we'll feed him Mr. Sulu
'Cause that's good enough for me!
We will sacrifice to Yuggoth
We will sacrifice to Yuggoth
Burn a candle for Yog-Soggoth
And the Goat With a Thousand Young
Well it's good enough for *
He's a mighty kinky master
When you pray he goes much faster
And that's good enough for me!
Let's go worship Great Cthulhu,
And run naked like a Zulu,
You and me and Mr. Sulu,
And that's good enough for me!
* - well, do YOU want to say it?
(Sung to the tune of "Give Me That Old-Time Religion")
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Things are different, today
I hear every fogey say
Old blokes need something to help things not calm down
But the thing for you here, Bill
Is a little bluish pill
So go rushing helter-skelter
For the Woodruff's little helper
It'll help you on your way
To get your oats in one more day
<Jews' harp solo>
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There is a little red flag in the corner of the message. Use it!
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Yeah, 'cause that'll encourage people not to be angry or malicious.
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I have got to apologise for the Flying Spaghetti Monster posting, I thought I was posting an amusing bit of news and did not consider the religious angle relevant. Actually I did not consider the religious angle at all!
And you are correct it should have been posted in the SB.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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Mycroft Holmes wrote: I have got to apologise for the Flying Spaghetti Monster posting, I thought I was posting an amusing bit of news and did not consider the religious angle relevant. Actually I did not consider the religious angle at all!
And you are correct it should have been posted in the SB.
Bullshit. It was and still is a fine post. Some people taking the piss and enjoying life.
I didn't even click through as I basically knew what it was about. I did click through the responses as there is generally some good and funny responses to read.
Unfortunately the god botherers turned up, spoilt it for all and as always I couldn't walk away from stupid.
Not sorry and it was Sunday morning so sober as I took the daughter to soccer.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Michael Martin wrote: Some people taking the piss and enjoying life
My thoughts exactly.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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Mycroft Holmes wrote: it should have been posted in the SB
I'd disagree - it was a good and innocuous post. Funny as well.
It became SB material only when it was hijacked by Our Resident Troll.
You aren't responsible for what anyone else does with your thread - and if the troll hadn't been fed, it wouldn't have been a problem at all.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I think it's a fine post. In fact it gave me some ideas too. Solemnizing weddings is something we never thought of. I personally know some of the guys who created the Dinkoism spoof. I shall pass on this idea of petitioning a court to authorize our clergy to solemnize weddings. I would love to see the judge's face when the petition comes up for hearing. Thank you 
Und wenn du lange in einen abgrund blickst, blickt der Abgrund auch in dich hinein - Friedrich Nietzsche
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Hi Mycroft,
I think the day we lot cannot discuss the divinity of the cookie-monster is the day we have lost some of our own divinity, and, possibly, some of our cookies.
cheers, Bill
«The truth is a snare: you cannot have it, without being caught. You cannot have the truth in such a way that you catch it, but only in such a way that it catches you.» Soren Kierkegaard
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I don't think that post needed to go into the SB.
I don't think it was in any manner offensive, there again as an atheist I would say that wouldn't I.
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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The same reason that people steal and murder.
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Because they've got evil wives?
OK, if you say so,
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Huh. Well, I figured it was always because the rules were made to give them an unfair advantage, or that they realized that was the case to give someone else the advantage. That's how it seems to work here in USA for the corporate types. But then again, I've not been a fan of fascism. Guess I may need to warm up to it, both political parties seem to be moving away from democracy and towards fascism. Its either that or figure out how to escape the country and get somewhere safe. And by safe I mean where they don't tell you to give up your constitutional rights to gain safety that is merely a figment of their imagination.
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I haven't been around here lately, except to drop in briefly, but I haven't seen anything a bit offensive in the Lounge, Pete. I know you're not an alarmist, so I'm wondering what I missed. The Lounge has always welcomed humor and especially satire, if such is presented in a tasteful manner, without personal rancor. I haven't spotted anything that exceeds the bounds of propriety lately. But if it's happening, then I agree completely that such posts belong in the Soapbox.
Will Rogers never met me.
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The same reason that on a quiet Sunday morning while I was driving at 20mph through a 20mph area some clot decides that they have to overtake me because they need to travel at 40mph.
It used to be known as antisocial behaviour - I think its called entrepreneurialism nowadays.
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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I wonder how many people here personally knew someone who was killed in a car accident in a residential area.
(Puts up hand)
The reasons for speed limits in residential areas aren't rocket surgery, but some idiots are even too stupid for that.
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No, but let's just say that I have very strong opinions on people that does not keep the distance.
If you get my drift.
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When I was (a lot) younger I used to drive fairly fast everywhere as I was always in a hurry to get to the next exciting part of my life.
One day, after having decided that driving fast on narrow English residential streets with cars parked on both sides of the road might not be a good idea, I was going, for the first time I remember, slightly under the 30 mph limit. I saw a small ball bounce out into the street just ahead of me. I hit the brakes and skidded the car sideways and actually stopped with my door just an inch away from the small boy who ran out between the parked cars in single-minded pursuit of the ball. He stopped, yelled in surprise, fell over and started to cry. His frantic mother came running out after him and I thought, "I am in trouble here!" However, she yelled at the idiot kid, smacked him (the good old days of direct parental feedback), picked him up, mouthed a tearful "Thank you!" to me and ran back inside with him.
It took me a couple of minutes to straighten up my car (how I didn't hit the cars parked either side of me I don't know) and about twenty minutes to stop shaking.
There are definite reasons for some rules and they should definitely be followed - all the time!
PS. It made me feel good about following the rules for once in my life until I found out later that that little boy grew up to be a lawyer!  Well, you can't win 'em all!
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Disregard for danger
Profession is now lawyer
Is the boy a psychopath?
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I'm glad that you don't have to live with something terrible on your conscience.
And sad that the world has yet another lawyer.
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Quote: something terrible on your conscience
Quote: the world has yet another lawyer
hmmm.....
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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I once came within inches of running over a Tory MP.
By the time I realised who it was I'd already come to a stop.
Damn my lightening reflexes.
At least I got to give him a stream of abuse.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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For God's sake try harder, next time!
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My only car accident happened a little more than 6 months ago, keeping the safety distance AND respecting the limit - barely. I crashed behind a distracted girl that thought at the last moment that she had to brake in order to wait to invade the other lane to enter the gas station. I had a spli second distraction checking the speed AND the rear view mirror as the womand behind me already almost crashed into me twice in two subsequent roundabouts so I was a little edgy... when I saw the aforemetioned girl with her car fully stopped in the middle of the road.
I braked with all I had but still came crashing behind her, luckily I had little remaining speed and I still managed to take 5.000€ of damagers to my car. Now I drive 10 km/h UNDER the limit and those who want to overtake are very free to do it as they please.
Just the other day I was almost involved in what could have been a nightmarish accident - the guy behind me was in a stupid hurry overtaking anyone and travelling basically in the middle of the road, half car in one lane and half in the opposite... while approaching a 90° curve... when from that curve another Darwin Award candidate came from the opposite direction at 90 mph with a very coarse trajectory that placed him at the extreme border of its lane. And then guy behind me was at most at 50 cm from my behind so if those two crashed frontally I could have been involved without having done anything.
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