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The state of California knows this, no matter where you live. It's not their fault that your government suspects nothing 
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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If it's made for sale in the US, it should also have a warning saying "Caution: Item will be hot if heated in an oven or microwave oven" 
If not, it's gonna take them completely by surprise, and they WILL sue Playmobil! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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People will sue Playmobil regardless, the the US, litigation is considered a sport that everyone can play.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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True, I didn't think of that! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Fun Fact of the Day, my Facebook is set to Pirate English
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I would like to set mine to Pirate Swedish, but who has ever heard of a Swedish pirate? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Haven't you heard of the "Piratpartiet"?
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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True - now that you mention it - but they don't appear to be real pirates. They don't know the language, and they don't parlay either! And I haven't seen ONE single one with a decent eye patch or wooden leg! 
I even voted for them ONCE! But then it turned out that they don't actually have ANY political opinions except for the pirate thing... 
Then again, neither has the sitting governmen. But that's not my fault, I didn't vote for THEM at least...
They've gone and done the Polish thing here, you see: Set a welder as the leader of a country. Unfortunately, it seems like there is a hell of a difference in intelligence between welders throughout the world! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
modified 6-Apr-16 11:14am.
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Vikings, the original pirates. 
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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The following post is about Cricket, if you are likely to get your knickers in a twist about Cricket posts please stop reading now. Civilised people please carry on reading.
We are holding our annual Fantasy League for the Indian Premier League in GIT, if you are a Cricket Fan and like a good competition I highly recommend it. You can join by following the link here[^]. If you haven't done a Fantasy League before it only takes 5 minutes a day and is highly addictive.
It starts Saturday so you have to register before then.
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Having seen you guys do this the past few years, I've joined this year - hope to be in the top 3 at the end of the season
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Allright i'll have a go on that!
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Great wasn't expecting a German 
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You have to try anything, at least i now have a reason to learn/understand the rules
Learning Rubgy was easy i hope this ain't harder to understand 
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This should be fun
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Nobody expects ... oh, wait, wrong sketch. Anybody point me to Room 378?
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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My son got his first programming job before he had his hands on his associates degree. The pay was just sub $30k. He started looking after he had a year at that shop and it took a months, but then he got double and then some what he was making at his first job. The big problem was that everyone wanted complicated skill combinations that were very odd to say the least. One shop wanted Objective-C but admitted they would have to rewrite the project in Swift just as soon as they got the project deployed.
My favorite job ad ever required 5+ years experience with Visual Studio 2010 in 2010.
BTW he had several agents getting him interviews, but the CIO of his new company spotted him on LinkedIn.
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Make sure you social media footprint telling your story. Tap into self branding techniques to drive positive interactions.
Manager will say a stream of consciousness to the recruiter. Who puts all the words onto a job description. Manager is looking for a hard hitter, not an encyclopedia.
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Dikshitar V. wrote: Manager is looking for a hard hitter, not an encyclopedia.
In the case you described, manager must be looking for someone from marketing.
I'd rather see a dev work on source-code than on updating FB and LinkedIn connections. Knowing what you want is indeed a difficult task. Knowing what you need is even harder.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Dikshitar V. wrote: Make sure you social media footprint telling your story. Tap into self branding techniques to drive positive interactions.
Sounds like something out of Dilbert. Are you a PHB?Dikshitar V. wrote: Manager will say a stream of consciousness to the recruiter.
Oh, such irony.Dikshitar V. wrote: Manager is looking for a hard hitter, not an encyclopedia.
It's not Fight Club. Why this talk about hitting?
This space for rent
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See, this Pete's funny- one liners and zingers guy. This translates to quick thinker.
To self branding effectively OP, don't "roll the dice", take an honest look at strengths and translate it to the business paradigm. Set proper expectations to wow them in the interview.
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Now, it is probably not too hard, especially here in the U.S. Back between 2000 to 2004 it was hard for me being junior level to get a decent job. The .Com bubble burst, the 9/11 attacks occurred, and the U.S. was in a recessionary period. I imagine between 2008 and 2011 it was the same story. So good for him getting his first job.
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Software development is project work, like building a skyscraper. During a recession, nobody is starting new projects. If you're standing up when the music stops, you may wait out the recession unemployed. Doesn't matter how good you are if no one is hiring.
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I remember a one job ad 'Young Graduate, 5 year experience' So at the time I was a fresh graduate with no experience. The agent phoned me we went through everything from degree to my dental records and was then asked if I had the '5 Years Experience'. I did not and was accused of wasting time. In other words the client wanted 5 years experience but didn't want to pay for it...
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