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So I'm in the supermarket and there's this really scruffy, geeky looking guy wandering between aisles muttering about milk and eggs. His trolley is full and he looks distressed - like someone asked him to get something contingent upon an unrealizable condition and he's deadlocked... 
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No, he must be lost.
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
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Six gallons of milk in a basket, perchance? 
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Can't you step in and give him a break;??? 
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This will be the final/last Thought of the Weak until the next one.
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The first person who replies to the OP will receive $1,000.00 USDollars.
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.. and I'm guessing he's in India because I can't understand a word he said.
If it's not broken, fix it until it is
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How did you get racism out of that?
If it's not broken, fix it until it is
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Move it to the soapbox - I can see this going downhill very quickly!
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I can't.. I'm done with it
If it's not broken, fix it until it is
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Racism is always needed. How else will we know who to hate on sight?
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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I'm not racist... I hate everyone equally
If it's not broken, fix it until it is
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But some are more equal than others?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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The fact that someone talks with an accent you can't understand makes you a racist?
Needless political correctness.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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It's the assumption that this person is 'in India' and/or Indian that's racist, not l;east because it's clearly the only justification for telling this excruciatingly dull story at all. If I posted every time somebody said something unintelligible to me I'd crash the server and none of the perpetrators is anything other than a native English speaker!
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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So you can assume that someone is a Cockney, because of his accent that you cannot understand.
You can assume that someone is a Brummie, because of his accent that you cannot understand.
You can assume that someone is a Geordie, because of his accent that you cannot understand.
You can assume that someone is a Scotsman, because of his accent that you cannot understand.
Keep your itchy finger off the Political Correctness trigger, eh? You might piss people off.
Correction;: you Have pissed at least one person off, with your racist views.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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 Maybe keep your itchy feet away from the edge of conclusion gully. It's a bloody long way down when you leap out into open space without the slightest support like that!
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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I just don't like seeing genuine racist behaviour on CP.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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And I do? I have absolutely no idea what you're on about!
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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Hang on a minute. You're not the guy who attacked the OP for "needless racism". Why did you take up his flag?
I thought I was having a go at him, not someone else.
Well, that's spoiled my fun 
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Your period is staring soon?
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