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The VS2015CE install took me about thirty minutes. On my laptop.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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You should get yourself a new laptop! Just saying! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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I have a new laptop, but what does that have to do with it? 
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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I thought it was an old slow one, because it doesn't normally take that long. My bad! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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So Facebook is recommending me some pages to like because other people liked them.
It's showing me music as I am on a music page.
Joy Division, Carcass, My Bloody Valentine, Check out more places in Paris.
Sorry, what? More places in Paris? What has that got anything to do with... Oh never mind 
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So ... Facebook? 
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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I've come to the conclusion that I'll never have to create a Facebook account, if only because I'm apparently already surrounded by more people who insist on telling me what they saw on Facebook than I'd ever care to know. Which is not at all.
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It is quite useful to have an account ... in a false name, of course ... to sign in to various things on t'interwebs but there;s never any need to actually visit, I agree.
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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If a site requires me to sign in even just to view something in read-only mode, I can guarantee I will visit it exactly once.
So far nobody's convinced me I've been missing much.
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dandy72 wrote: I will visit it exactly once.
Twice. The first and the last time.
dandy72 wrote: So far nobody's convinced me I've been missing much.
What? You don't have hundreds of friends and thousands of minions followers?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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CDP1802 wrote: What? You don't have hundreds of friends and thousands of minions followers?
I wouldn't want hundreds of friends on Facebook any more than I'd want that many IRL.
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9082365 wrote: ... in a false name number, of course ...
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If you sign in using Facebook, they'll then be following everything you do on any site with a Facebook sign in or like button.
"If you don't fail at least 90 percent of the time, you're not aiming high enough."
Alan Kay.
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And then? Are they gonna tell my Mom! 
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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So... Bonamassa?
He's on Facebook too and I haven't liked his page, that'll teach him (and you) 
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Look, if a developer has decided that that's what you want, then that's what you want, OK!
All customers are idiots. They never know what they want.
(I've actually bookmarked this thread, so I can link back to it, the next time someone posts something like the above)
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Well alright, I'll book a trip to Paris...
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Why the sad face? I'm sure she'll be waiting.
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Did you just answer your own question? 
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Just remember, what happens in Paris better stay in Paris. 
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Several "unexpected" children might disagree.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Suddenly your sig makes more sense.
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Avoidance is better than cure.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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It must be a quiet day for you if you need to post facebook updates on this site. Seriously who give a sh*t about facebook recommendations made to YOU. If you want to spend your time faffing around on social media that is fine but really we don't want to know.
And yes it is a quiet morning for me as well 
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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