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I get off that one easier..
being a deaf idiot. I just tell her that I didn't hear her 
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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Sounds like a story i had!
Mom : "Don't forget to buy the salad"
Me : "Ye, ye"
We were to have barbecue in the evening, i do that every night to the first may with my friends. So she basically told me 10 times to buy salad before we went to buy the stuff. She called me 4 times while we were shopping and yet i forgot to buy the salad.
My excuse: "Who the hell needs salad if you grill some fine meat?"
Now she doesn't even ask for salad anymore.
BTW. I am anti-vegetarian, meaning i don't eat salad
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HobbyProggy wrote: meaning i don't eat salad
We call these people 'Scottish'.
My Mum once asked me to get a small cabbage. I came back with a Brussel Sprout.
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HobbyProggy wrote: BTW. I am anti-vegetarian, meaning i don't eat salad
LOL - same here 
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My wife calls me N-2. If she lists down 7, I go home back with 5. And I pretend as if I intentionally postponed it as I got some other work to rush to. She knows how things work though. lol
Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy.
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She could have saved effort by go herself. Less work than asking and arguing and angering
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But where's the comedic value in that?
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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One day, some scientists observing the Cosmos just notice a giant message drawn on a planet's soil in another solar system. The message says:
"Who are you?"
The story makes a huge buzz, an international group is created to decide whether the message should be answered or not. Finally, the decision is taken to use the Sahara as the medium for the answer.
So, the following answer is printed in Sahara's sand :
"We are the Humans. Who are you?"
Scientists then keep observing the distant planet; after several weeks the message on the planet begins to fade out and is replaced by a new one, which says:
"We're not talking to you..."
You always obtain more by being rather polite and armed than polite only.
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A planet full of females.
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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Guy walks into a bar. Bartender says: "Who are you?"
We know the rest. Happens to me all the time.
Life is too shor
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It's funny the way people allow tender in bars.
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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Hello!
So...what brings you here?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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What ever you do, be nice to him/her. From Ivory Coast: worlds main supplier of cocoa beans.
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I wasn't planning on being nasty - I'm one of the Good Guys, remember?
I even have a White Hat.
Well...a sort of beigish hat.
A rather grubby sort-of-beigish hat.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Chocolate doesn't get time to stain anything in this house!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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So...you are OriginalGriff the White, or OriginalGriff the Beigish, as told in the ancient story?
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"the internet"
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Member 12434922 wrote: hi here new
Welcome Yoda.
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I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker. But when I got home, all the signs were there.
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Stuart Francis
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Amongst 20,000 others who've stolen it, yup!
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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Stop stealing my jokes[^] Leslie! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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