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Like I said, I put ice in it. It just melts
If it's not broken, fix it until it is
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Quote: It just melts
It's what ice does when placed in a hot medium!
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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The water should 85°C to 90°C for optimal coffeeness. Too hot and it'll be bitter.
veni bibi saltavi
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Don't tell me. Tell the stupid machine.
If it's not broken, fix it until it is
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I have a basic Keurig coffee maker at home - the coffee it makes is only slightly hotter than the POS Mr. Coffee it replaced. It is totally drinkable within a minute.
Maybe your machine is just defective?
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We have two of these[^] here. The Keurig guy was in yesterday and they're regularly stocked an maintained.
They just set them up too damn hot right from the start.
If it's not broken, fix it until it is
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 From their FAQ: Keurig believes that the optimal temperature for brewing coffee, tea and hot cocoa is 192° F. This is the internal temperature of the water in your brewer. However, once your coffee, tea or hot cocoa is brewed, the dispensed temperature can vary greatly. In-cup temperature depends on the cup temperature and material. When brewing into an insulated container, such as a foam or paper cup, 180-185°F in-cup temperature is typically attained. In addition, dispensing into a cold ceramic mug will cool the coffee significantly. Please note that stream temperature of the first brew after turn-on or after an extended idle period can be a couple degrees cooler.
Several Keurig brewers and Keurig licensed brewers are designed with an adjustable internal brew temperature. Models with this feature include the Special Edition, Ultimate, Platinum, Select, Cuisinart, Breville and OfficePRO® Premier. These brewers allow you to adjust the pre-set temperature of 192°F down by 5 degrees for a temperature range of 187-192°F.
Get a thermometer and check it - but I'm guessing you're just used to coffee less hot than most.
There are two types of people in this world: those that pronounce GIF with a soft G, and those who do not deserve to speak words, ever.
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Kevin believes it's too hot
If it's not broken, fix it until it is
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Kevin does not believe in a scientific approach to the solution.
I'd rather be phishing!
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Science is sooo overrated
If it's not broken, fix it until it is
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We have the exact same model and it makes perfect hot coffee. It is hot but that's what hot coffee is supposed to be. You must just be used to lukewarm beverages.
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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I'm not so sure. I see other people here putting ice in their coffee and blowing on it to cool it off.
I bet the temp's just set too high
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My Keurig has the brewing temperature preset at 192, but it can be lowered to 187. Perhaps your model has such a feature.
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I have zero control over it. I'm sure there's no shortage of sick & twisted folks here who enjoy havin their lips raw from the heat, which is probably why it's so blasted hot.
If it's not broken, fix it until it is
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Wuss
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Apparently you are working at the perfect company.
it ain’t broke, it doesn’t have enough features yet.
modified 20-Oct-19 21:02pm.
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Yup. Me too. Mine
I'm sippin on piping hot White Chocolate Macadamia from a good old Kerig I. It's 14.4 degrees out with 1.5 ft of fresh powder and the sun is out.
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Englishmen around the world who would throw away their tea if it fell beneath 88C currently rofl at wimpy Americans while reflecting that this is why they can't have nice things like a proper cup of tea when they visit USA! USA!! USA!!!
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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Late to the party, but, here is my view.
I want my coffee hot, not warm.
We have a Keurig machine; I make my coffee black - no creamer, no sugar.
I can drink it in under 10 minutes and go back for another cup.
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<Obligatory open-source-evangelist reply>
Then you should get rid of the coffee machine and install Linux!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I read an article about Windows 10 upgrades and the FUD concerning possible subscription schemes. I compounded that mistake by reading the comments where some random idiot out in the web-a-sphere was decrying all the 'sheeple' who've bought into the Office 365 scam.
Besides hating the term 'sheeple', which seems to be a millennial term for 'anyone who participates in anything that is wildly successful', I found myself taking exception to his millennial math skills which demonstrated that the Office 365 annual charge of $99 was off the charts.
Basically, he said that $99 per year was ridiculous because he has a copy of Office 2000 on his laptop that he's been using for 16 years and if he had that via a subscription that would have cost him nearly $1600.00 so far. So much for assuming he's a millennial, this retard is clearly suffering from the effects of toxins released by his neckbeard.
The reality is I spend $99 per year for a subscription but it buys me 5 licenses. That not only includes an entire suite of software but 1TB per person of cloud storage and additional programs and services (email, etc). At $20.00 per license per year over the course of 16 years I'd actually spend FAR LESS per license than what dumbass spent on his license (+Access).
Look, I'm one of the first people to go tell a company to go die in a fire when they start to exploit customers (See: Adobe) but this guy was really off the mark. What makes me upset is that I've been in this game long enough to see Microsoft really reduce the cost of great software - what I have on my home computer today is so much more powerful at a fraction of the cost of software available just a few years ago.
If you want to hate Microsoft load up Linux and Open Office and go play with yourself.
Stop hating on products you clearly don't use or understand.
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MehGerbil wrote: If you want to hate Microsoft load up Linux and Open Office and go play with yourself.
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Not to mention that due to inflation $99 today was about $60 in 2000.
There are two types of people in this world: those that pronounce GIF with a soft G, and those who do not deserve to speak words, ever.
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