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Why do they called the man with 6 fingers Robert?
Ans: That's his name.
"You'd have to be a floating database guru clad in a white toga and ghandi level of sereneness to fix this goddamn clusterfuck.", BruceN[ ^]
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Now where did you put your jacket??? You'd better bring it, it's cold outside! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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The trouble with that joke is that it's pretty much the actual reason! With the weight on their backs the centre of gravity is shifted to the point that it is muscle tearingly difficult to roll forward.
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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Well the real answer is so that the dive mask doesn't get ripped off your face. All scuba equipment is somewhat firmly attached to the body and for the most part protects it, except for the dive mask. Entering the water backwards also is the best direction for your fins.
... and they don't always fall off backwards. In the 1970s I was taught a technique called UDT named after the US military Underwater Demolition Team where you dive headfirst off the side of a moving boat such that your back hits the water first - again to protect the mask. I can't find any pictures of it but I'm pretty sure that there were plenty in 1972.
I'm retired. There's a nap for that...
- Harvey
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H.Brydon wrote: Entering the water backwards also is the best direction for your fins.
If you've developed fins aren't you kinda past worrying about all that stuff? 
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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There you go again bringing logic and common sense to a joke/prattle tcha!
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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Mick has a carton of Coopers Sparkling Ale and Maunder tries to take one, how many broken bones does Maunder have?
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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I guess none since the man states,
Chris Maunder wrote: He dodges, he weaves
"You'd have to be a floating database guru clad in a white toga and ghandi level of sereneness to fix this goddamn clusterfuck.", BruceN[ ^]
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None, 'coz Maunder is a Mate
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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OriginalGriff wrote: None, 'coz Maunder is a Mate
Not if he is trying to take a Coopers.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Can't tell until they find the body.
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Do we count multiple breaks?
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Michael Martin wrote: how many broken bones does Maunder have?
All of them? 
Ken
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None, Maunder brought a bottle of Bundy!
Seriously, you drink that stuff bleh!
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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Mycroft Holmes wrote: None, Maunder brought a bottle of Bundy!
OP I do.
Mycroft Holmes wrote:
Seriously, you drink that stuff bleh!
Says Captain Chardonay.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Michael Martin wrote: Says Captain Chardonay Shiraz
Even in Singapore I prefer a nice big red and whiskey, can't stand rum!
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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Since after Pompey, the FOSW kinda died im reviving it today 
¤҉[ ]=> (6)
Hints:
1. * Splat * 1 down 12 to go
2. It has to do with coding stuff
3. The word can also be written (3,3)
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
modified 15-Mar-16 10:02am.
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I posted it...people knew the answer but didn't post it...bastards.
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PompeyThree wrote: bastards
Well, if that was the answer, then I wasn't even close! 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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I see, but since then you didn't post another right?
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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Yes I'm not going to waste 30 seconds of my time creating one just for people not to bother answering.
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ROCKET
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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