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Me: (just sitting down to read some articles)
Wife: Can you bring me a glass of water?
Me: (bringing the glass of water and a pain-killer pill)
Wife: Why the pain-killer?
Me: It will hurt you less to see me sitting...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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And that's how the fight started??? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Not exactly... And that's how I lost the fight 
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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I had to work from home for couple of days due to emergency building maintenance and let my wife know about it. Next thing from her was "Perfect, Shall we drive to the new store and look for new sofa and furniture since you are free whole day".
cheers,
Super
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Too much of good is bad,mix some evil in it
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So let me guess: You got new furniture!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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I asked her to google "work from home" and read. But as in any marriage, Mrs had the last word
cheers,
Super
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Too much of good is bad,mix some evil in it
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super wrote: Mrs had the last word
"You drive!"
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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People around me have been made to understand that if they wouldn't call me at an office in the middle of my workday to tell me about whatever it is they have to say, then they shouldn't interrupt my workday just because I happen to work at home.
Anyone who seriously thinks working from home means "you're just sitting there" and you're free to do house chores is actually revealing a lot about their own work ethics, or at the very least what they think about their work.
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What you guys think of Xamarin mobile development's future. Would it be beneficial for .NET developer to switch to be a Xamarin (Android/IOS) developer ?
Thanks & Regards
Puneet Goel
Save Paper >> Save Tree >> Save Humanity
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It is benefical, if you want target all platforms, but I guess "the devil is in the details". 
Press F1 for help or google it.
Greetings from Germany
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I also think so but people around are very tens about their future security. But i heard somewhere Microsoft has just purchased the Xamarin, hope this will make it more reliable.
Thanks & Regards
Puneet Goel
Save Paper >> Save Tree >> Save Humanity
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If you are a hardcore .NET developer Xamarin was and is beneficial...The only problem of Xamarin is its prize...
Until this point VS included (optionally) Cordova as mobile platform (very good on it own, but not .NET), but maybe now that MS acquired Xamarin it will change and you will have Xamarin for the prize of VS...You will have to wait for it...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter wrote: The only problem of Xamarin is its prize.
You get prize to use it? One second thought, you must be rewarded if you happily use it.
"You'd have to be a floating database guru clad in a white toga and ghandi level of sereneness to fix this goddamn clusterfuck.", BruceN[ ^]
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Mario & Luigi: Paper Jam[^]
It's quite fun.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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So you think you can come here, drop a time waster, and go back as if nothing ever happened ? Thanks, M.Brisingr. 
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... again! Nobody proposed so I guess the town's been struck down with a laryngitis epidemic which, coming after that awful writing-hand paralysis thing in the days leading up to Valentine's Day, must be stretching our doctors to the very limit. Oh well, at least it hasn't rained. I'll put the kettle on!
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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I hate to be the first to say this, but...if your avatar is a photo of you, I can kinda understand that...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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OriginalGriff wrote: if your avatar is a photo of you, I can kinda understand that...
Hurtful. Fat people deserve love too. 
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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It's more the "I've got Hepatitis" skin tone I think... 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Geez. Let a man dream, can't you?
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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You could try makeup?
Or antibiotics?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Manners, Sir. How could anyone propose to you if they haven't been formally introduced? 
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Love it, too bad we don't have such things (at least that I know of) where I live. I think me and the missus would have enjoyed that ceremony more than the one we had.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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