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Not just Luton but the whole of Bedfordshire is being avoided due to high levels of crapacity.
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I did take a look at the prices of pipelines.
So I wondered, who's living in Fife?
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No, we're staying in a sensible legal jurisdiction.
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Welcome! Your moving to Israel would probably increase the sanity levels in both the U.K. and Israel. 
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Sadly not Israel. My wife spent four years there before we met though and keeps nagging that we visit at some point.
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Let her convince you! I will buy a large case of gin if you come!
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Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Our next couple of holidays are already sorted but we may be heading Jerusalem early next year if plans pan out as desired. You have been warned!
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I understand that Addlestone has some very nice properties.
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... and you're welcome to them! 
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: increased alcohol/blood levels.
I don'T think the level i had can be increased XD
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OK it's not me then. Thought it might be as I knew you were looking at one job down here, but I see you've ruled further South out.
Shame really as I could have showed you how to really drink.
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Chichester and about is still in the fray; but it just looks like we'll get a better place for our pounds by getting out of the South East.
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I'm guessing it's near Chris Elston.
Chi is sort of nice, but for a City very boring. You won't find a boozer open after 11pm.
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OK then. Because I can't be bothered doing what I'm supposed to be doing.
You've said it is a city, you've said you are looking North and West (don't know where you currently are so assuming NW of London), not as far north as Manchester or Liverpool, in England, further than Buckinghamshire, and you can pronounce it. Was that all the clues?
Birmingham - surely not.
Chester - Hollyoaks (may not be representative, but it is all I know about the place)
Coventry - even uglier than Birmingham
Derby - consistently one of the best places to live in the UK (apparently)
Gloucester - silly accents
Hereford - as above but closer to Wales
Leicester - might as well be in Luton
Lichfield - nothing here but pubs and restaurants
Oxford - I can't afford to park there, let alone live.
Stoke-on-Trent - no-one lives in Stoke, they merely exist
Wolverhampton - ha ha ha
Worcester - quite nice when it's above water
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Not NW, but North and West; so North of here or West of here but not the Socialist People's Republic of The Mersey.
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Since you're into finance it could be Leeds, but that would be a bit like Luton wouldn't it?
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chriselst wrote: You've said it is a city
But does he mean city in the strict English sense or in the very loose American sense?
chriselst wrote: Chester - Hollyoaks (may not be representative, but it is all I know about the place)
To be honest the people that make Hollyoaks seem to know as much about Chester as you do! Gorgeous place but a magnet for the Northern glitterati so expensive!
chriselst wrote: Gloucester - silly accents
Wot? One of the sexiest accents in the world. Can't beat Russian obviously but it's a close run thing.
chriselst wrote: Oxford - I can't afford to park there, let alone live.
Nobody drives in Oxford!
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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I've a lovely image:
You in your new windmill design home, happy villagers coming at night to celebrate with torches and sharp farm implements.
Congrats!
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chutney banana miso-soup tortillas ham pho tortillas bread-roll sausages (9)
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
modified 1-Mar-16 4:59am.
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What?! No Bacon?
I'm not looking at it then!
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I thought that for this early hour ham will do... 
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Nah - Bacon is a breakfast food.
Also a lunchtime food.
And teatime, supper, dinner, snack, midnight feast, and general purpose SuperFood!
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Do you want to do it tomorrow?
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Is this multiple choice?
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