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Just got a phone call from my mate Paddy asking what the 2nd largest state in America is. I told him Texas.
30 seconds later Paddy sent me an SMS saying "What's the 2nd largest State in America?"
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Inebriation? ...oh no, that's Ireland!
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Here in the states I think it's stupidity!...No wait that's number 1.
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The reason he replied as he did is that you misspelled your answer. It's spelled with two S's.
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W∴ Balboos wrote: It's spelled with two S's.
No, I think it is only spelled with one "S". Nice try. 
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An interesting note:
Sarah Palin comes from largest state
Ted Cruze comes from second largest state
Fortunately, the two states are well separated, mitigating opportunities for breeding.
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Did he ask specifically for the USA or just America? I'm not sure it would be true, if the latter!
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Nope, still technically correct (which is the best kind of correct  ), because Canada has provinces, not states. 
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What about Mexico or Brazil (he says, with his admittedly shaky grasp of geopolitics)? He didn't say North America either!
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Damn... you got me with Brazil. It has 3 states larger than Texas. 
I had taken Mexico into account though.
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde
Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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Yeah, they've got a few of those too.
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde
Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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Had the same thought. As Canada does not have states but I think Mexico does.
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It's not confirmed yet but if it is, he will be the first human in recorded history to die by a celestial impact.
From CNN
What are the odds, huh. 
if (Object.DividedByZero == true) { Universe.Implode(); }
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Funny, that seems to be the same odds as being struck by lightening. What a coincidence.
if (Object.DividedByZero == true) { Universe.Implode(); }
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Foothill wrote: the same odds as being struck by lightening
No it's not. Being struck by lightning is a 1 in a million event (well 1 in .96m in the USA but who's going to quibble about the odd 4% when there's a dubious point to be made) and is therefore by the laws of Discworld an absolute certainty!
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I was once hit by a Neon tube that wasn't properly attached. Does it count if it wasn't alight? 
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Foothill wrote: first human in recorded history to die by a celestial impact
Hardly. What about Aeschylus? Think you need to look up the word 'celestial'!
Anyway, nice to see that Chicken Licken is at last vindicated!
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Okay, so you got me on semantics. However, when used in the reference of astronomy, I think the term celestial is quite acceptable. As for Aeschylus, getting hit in the head by a falling testudinidae is certainly an odd was to shove off one's mortal coil.
if (Object.DividedByZero == true) { Universe.Implode(); }
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He didn't happen to be a cameraman did he?
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Consider that other victims hasnt reported. In the 1908 tunguska fall were some known victims.
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Greetings from Germany
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Sorry, but Tunguska reported fatalities = 0!
Had there been any, however, it would still not have counted as it is believed that the meteor exploded before hitting the ground and therefore technically was never a meteorite. All the damage was produced by the shockwave from the explosion.
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Wait a minute! I just looked at the video on CNN and it says that the guy was killed by the explosion.
So it would seem he was not hit directly by the meteorite.
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...the impossible takes slightly longer.
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