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Didn't say I never heard of it. As you get older the body tends to cooperate less with the brain and trip hop takes on new meaning. 
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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Doesn't even rhyme! 
[Shuffles off, slowly shaking his head, the gloomy harbinger of the dead]
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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Your signature has inspired me to listen to some real music! Up the Irons! 
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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6! 6! 6! The number of the beast! 
Or to quote the intro of Serpentine's Path self-titled debut: [...] and his number is six hundred three score (?) and six. That's 666, not 999. 666 that's 999 backwards. Three 6's are 18, 1 and 8 is 9! *Doom metal music sets in*
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So...? Most lyrics don't rhyme 
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Sander Rossel wrote: Most lyrics don't rhyme
You cannot be serious!
Are you delirious?
Most of the time
The lyrics don't rhyme?
I'll wager you're wrong;
It isn't a song
If, with the beats and the timing,
There don't go some rhyming.
A hundred rhymes I'll find you
For every lyric that don't mind to
Follow the rules
They teach in song schools
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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The song by Massive Attack
Doesn't rhyme, but it's still whack
Even though in rhyming it does lack.
And then the song by Textures
They might as well be called Orange
New Horizons doesn't rhyme very well either...
...
Anyway, get me a song that's not by ABBA, but that does rhyme 
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Beware the drone hunters[^] this weekend!
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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I'm really surprised that the government hasn't already outlawed drones.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Do as I say not as I do right? 
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Na, just buy people guns and beer, no more drones.
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Dutch police is already on the case[^].
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Yes, that may take care of the toys. And what will they do when someone really is up to something and uses something more powerful?[^].
600 or 700 size models already have killed people in accidents, so what will they do with a trained bird? Shooting down something that's moving with 172 mph is also not so easy and I would not want to stand where it comes down.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Are yachts always ready for a sailabration?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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What a tacky pun! Sometimes yachts too have to moorn.
Life is too shor
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Whatever floats your boat, man.
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Yes, of titanic proportions that leave you with a sinking feeling afterwards.
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FOUL! Flag on that play!
Two puns in one reply! Too many puns on the field at once.
That's a five-bard penalty. Literature has been (please pronounce as bean) ruined by this casual use of over-punning.
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Sailing close to the wind on that one.
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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Another chance to deploy the popup[^]! 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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I could tell you but then I'd have to keel you!
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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