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So we have a daily WebEx meeting with some guys in Bangalore. There's 7 Bangaloreans. There's 7 of us in the UK. It's quite a new thing everybody doesn't really know who everybody else is yet. Today, in the UK office, I was sat next to a lady of Chinese origin she whispered to me "IS Murali there?" I took a look at the screen and said "no". She replied "It's just they all look the same to me" 
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There's nothing wrong with being honest 
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PompeyThree wrote: It's just they all look the same to me
Yes, indeed. Two eyes, two ears, nose, mouth, ... same, isn't it?
BTW, I live in Bangalore, and will look exactly the same 
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Avijnata wrote: BTW, I live in Bangalore, and will look exactly the same
I had a hunch you were that type of guy 
If the brain were so simple we could understand it, we would be so simple we couldn't. — Lyall Watson
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I'm guessing you have a Tache then?
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Haven't I seen you somewhere?
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Don't worry, I've been to Bangalore and everyone looks different (apart from the Europeans).
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PompeyThree wrote: She replied "It's just they all look the same to me" 
My bludging son has an Asian friend in his group who occassionally goes to the same gym as us. He took the last 2 or 3 weeks off cause it's so hard not having a job you need to take time off over Christmas to get over it.
So for the past few weeks I have been chatting with Cindy talking about what a bludger Jeremy is and when he and the rest of the friend group went of getting pissed.
He came back to the gym yesterday, Cindy walked past and said hello to me. He wondered who it was, I said Cindy. It wasn't.
I love to know why she has been talking to me and what the hell she is thinking about the old man that keeps talking to her.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Let her learn the hard way![^]
Probably NSFW because bad language.
Or just say... "..."
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And? Did you imagine that someone from an ethnic minority wouldn't have the same problem[^] all the rest of us have? It's a universal psychological deficit.
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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PompeyThree wrote: She replied "It's just they all look the same to me"
Could be simply that you have a skill that she does not.
Look up Prosopagnosia.
Like all human conditions it isn't going to be just an on off switch. There will be degrees associated with it.
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Just six inches of heavy snow and everything's down to a standstill.
I came two hours late for work today as I had to help five people out of the snow. They don't even keep a snow shovel in the car, in the winter!
And in three of the cases I only needed to take over their car for a few meters.
Driving in snow isn't just easy, it's fun.
There's just two thing you need to keep in mind.
Don't spin the wheels, and keep the momentum.
And just one more thing, you need to know when you can't!
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I'd say it's pretty simple: keep it smooth, and don't try to do two things at once. For example, don't try to steer and accelerate, or steer and brake.
Heck if I could get in to work on an 1100cc / 300kg motorcycle they can do it in a car! 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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OriginalGriff wrote: Heck if I could get in to work on an 1100cc / 300kg motorcycle
That's pure bravery.
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Nah...I practiced falling off in the snow on much smaller bikes, so I didn't feel the need to do it when they got bigger and heavier!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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As a fair weather biker, I admire anyone who can control the bike on snow. I have enough trouble on gravel.
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Don't let him fool you. He's still got the stabilisers on!!!!!
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Don't you work at home? Or do you drive to home every day in your motorcycle? 
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I do now, but for twenty years or so I rode every day.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Ah. Same here. I work from home now, but do not miss driving in the snow and ice, every day. 
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Not even slightly!
The best thing I ever found was electrically heated gloves, and the second best was heated handlebar grips. They didn't give the heat to the right side (i.e. the outside) of your fingers) but you didn't need to plug yourself into the bike.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Same with riding the old BMW boxers (like the R80 or R100), the heat from the engine wasn't quite where you want it, but it did keep the toes a little warmer.
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Yup - I learned to drive in Chicago snowy winters - not as intense as your land but the persists well after it falls and the road plowing (at least at that time) was based upon connections to the political elite rather than the importance of the roadway.
A 'trick' to add for the CP family: if you're trying to move a vehicle you should try to move it straight ahead (and behind if you need to rock) if possible, When, however the path forward has been iced from spinning wheels, consider turning the wheels hard left or right to drive across the hard ridges made by the spinning tires.
Doors frozen closed (even though you can unlock them)? Try caulking the door all-the-way around with windshield de-icer spray or other very high-alcohol content substance. This can melt the thin layer of ice holding the door in place.
Other important key words: Kitty Litter.
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W∴ Balboos wrote: A 'trick' to add for the CP family
Also, let some air out of the tires. That puts more pressure on them allowing them to grip better. But be careful to not let out too much. 
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Letting air out - yes - but it's not putting on more pressure. It's flattening the tire which gives more contact of tire with surface and thus more friction.*
In a sense, think of the ice-skater analogy: they keep their skates sharpened because they reduce the surface contact. This increases the pressure between the skates and the ice. Pressure will melt the ice and give them a thin water layer to lubricate their path. When the skate pressure is removed the water refreezes. If the ice is sufficiently cold then the skates actually won't work. Similarly, the flattened tires serve two purposes: increased surface and reduced local pressure. This is also related to those times when snow squeaks when you walk on it vs. times when it doesn't.
There's also moving to a Caribbean island during the winter.
*Unfortunately, if the temperature's right and/or the tire's heated up from spinning the wheels, you could be in a pretty near frictionless environment.
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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