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The idea isn't to give the right answer - anyone with access to Google can do that - but to give a wrong answer for entertaining reasons! 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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V's Angels
In Word you can only store 2 bytes. That is why I use Writer.
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Come on group, everyone knows this
One Night in Paris
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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It essentially consists of a wizard with the following instructions
- Are you connected to the network through a modem?
yes - restart it and press continue
no - continue to next step - Are you connected through a router?
yes - restart it and press continue
no - continue to next step - Are you connected through a switch, hub or any other network device?
yes - restart it and press continue, returns to this step if still disconnected from internet
no - unable to fix the problem
At each step, you are asked to refer to the device's manual if you don't know how to restart or configure it. So basically the fault is always someone else's. Oh the arrogance! 
(BTW, deleting and reconnecting the Wi-Fi connection fixed the problem)
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Just burn it 
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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Indivara wrote: deleting and reconnecting the Wi-Fi connection fixed the problem
Isn't that some kind of restart?
So there should be a fourth option:
- Are you using a Mac?
yes - restart it
no - wrong wizard
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That's the point, it never asks you to do anything to the Mac. Which I did anyway (actually that's the first thing I did. Long time Windows user's automatic reflex), but it didn't help any.
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Ehhh. It's no worse than the windows networking trouble shooters, if anything it's better since a reboot might fix something.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Wife : "Honey, Please go to supermarket and get 1 bottle of milk. If they have bananas, bring 6."
He came back with 6 bottles of milk.
Wife : "Why the hell did you buy 6 bottles of milk ?"
He said "Because they had bananas".
He still doesn't understand why she scolded him !!!
Zen and the art of software maintenance : rm -rf *
Maths is like love : a simple idea but it can get complicated.
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David Bowie really likes that joke. 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Well.. is that some sort of sick joke?
Why did she scold him!
Still can't understand....  
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Ha ha, odd ways of communicating
finally I got it, so I am sharing it to make you happier
"...If they have bananas, get 6 ... "
he should ask, but politely: "bananas or bottles???"
So, I spoiled a joke, sorry
Cheers
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The old ones are the best.
Unfortunately, this one is the exception to the rule...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Old one, but I still don't get it.
I assume they had bananas. So he bought 6 bottles of milk.
Where's the problem?
Maybe she should had phrased her needs in c# code.
Kitty at my foot and I waAAAant to touch it...
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virang_21 wrote:
He still doesn't understand why she scolded him !!!
It's because he forgot the eggs.
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dammn it! eggs, bananas or bottles ?
it gets really complex like a software project
we need an UML model for this ...
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Developer wives do know precision is required.
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That joke's so old it actually predates computers having been told about all kinds of positivist philosophers, literal Bible readers, etc. There was probably a version of it in the original draft of one of the gospels aimed at mocking Pharisees but it was already so old that it didn't make the final cut!
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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Damn it. $10 worth of tickets and only one of the numbers matched. 
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Which one? Maybe if we combine our tickets we won something. I got 27.
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And I have another one, now we just need 4 more and we're in the money!
New version: WinHeist Version Tequila, the nigh time, snuffly, sneezing, how the hell did I end up on the bathroom floor medicine.
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Hah, I checked my numbers yesterday...$20 of quick picks got me 2 numbers!...a disproportionate amount of low numbers in the winning sequence. That's random for you!
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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