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The Dead Poets Society.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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"My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die..."
Such a beautiful movie...The book great too...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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"No. I am your father"
Let the whining commence.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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3 Kings
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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I'm not sure it's the film you think it is.
veni bibi saltavi
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Your comment is inconceivable!
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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It is three men in a boat, but none of the Jeromes involved in it...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Best. Film. Ever!
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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You gave it away in the last sentence: Anybody want a peanut?
The Elephant Man!
In Word you can only store 2 bytes. That is why I use Writer.
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Dr. Seuss
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Inconceivable! I actually knew one.
Brent
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If we buy a mobile phone,How much pay for it of percentage of our salary?
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Muharrem B. wrote: percentage of our salary
Net or pre-tax?
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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Fishing?
or
Phishing?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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30% should fit the cause to get the latest technolgy
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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Who do you need to impress, and how much is the impression desired worth to you ?
«Tell me and I forget. Teach me and I remember. Involve me and I learn.» Benjamin Franklin
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That's a silly question - phones vary in price from $11[^] to $8,000,000[^] (though you'd have to be a total tool to buy anything on that list), you get offers and deals, contracts, etc.
And nobody I know thinks in terms of "% salary" when making a purchase of anything (except possibly a house where it's relevant because of a mortgage.
And add to that that it also depends how often you change the phone: should it be seen as "% total salary for all the years I'll have it"?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Well it's different in the 3rd world. There are often people who are considered middle class, making $300-ish a month. And a cell phone, a mid-level one, would be $200-ish. So you are talking 66% of their pre-tax monthly pay. So a phone purchase would be analogous to a car purchase in say the US.
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Why pay for a mobile phone at all?!
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Because stealing them is illegal?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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That's why you borrow it, for an unset amount of time
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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Only if you get caught
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My current phone is my 5th and never payed for them...I told my boss, that if he want's me to be reachable...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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