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 I'VE GOT THE WINING $900 MILLION DOLLAR U.S. POWERBALL LOTTERY TICKET!! 
!$%#&$#!%, I'M NOT RICH! 
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Oh, sorry. I forgot the "h" in the word "WHINING"... 
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Quick, post a selfie[^]! 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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She did that on purpose. She now has $1650 in the bank!
The best way to improve Windows is run it on a Mac.
The best way to bring a Mac to its knees is to run Windows on it.
~ my brother Jeff
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The not so funny part is that by the time the next drawing is held, the jackpot will most likely exceed the gross national product of Djibouti/
if (Object.DividedByZero == true) { Universe.Implode(); }
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Yeah, that is not so funny.
The best way to improve Windows is run it on a Mac.
The best way to bring a Mac to its knees is to run Windows on it.
~ my brother Jeff
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Indeed sad news  
Patrice
“Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler.” Albert Einstein
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Something too dark for me!
modified 19-Jan-21 21:04pm.
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That's totally fake...Justin Bieber has nothing to do with music...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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As seen on Twitter earlier;
A dead Bowie is still more interesting than a live Beiber.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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+5
Stealing for FB.
/ravi
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-5 for using FB 
If it's not broken, fix it until it is
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FB has been instrumental in enabling me to rekindle past friendships. I think it's a useful service that's often abused by folks who post cat videos and messages indicating what they're doing every 5 minutes of the day.
/ravi
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We will continue our prayers for something equivalent to Ebola infesting the music industry, taking out the current crop of past-their-use-by-date teeny-boppers, and all deleting all genres of music described using the word "metal" except by bands in which Pete O'Hanlon played.
cheers, Bill
«Tell me and I forget. Teach me and I remember. Involve me and I learn.» Benjamin Franklin
modified 11-Jan-16 16:29pm.
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As someone who used to play in a sleaze metal band, I'm afraid I have to keep the metal genre. Teenyboppers are fair game.
This space for rent
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Well, then, your band gets a pass.
«Tell me and I forget. Teach me and I remember. Involve me and I learn.» Benjamin Franklin
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Some of Ebola's early stuff was quite good, before they went mainstream.
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The singing wasn't up to much in the Martian although the comedy was amusing. The drama was great though! 
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Was a good movie either way.
New version: WinHeist Version Tequila, the nigh time, snuffly, sneezing, how the hell did I end up on the bathroom floor medicine.
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I think they may have mistaken it for this one[^].
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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I heard that and was confused, The Martian has some humor but it tends to be gallows humor (i.e. 'if this goes wrong I kinda Explode').
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Checked IMDB boards later & found that flooded with similar posts. Apart from movie, Damon also won the award for same category(Best Actor - Comedy).
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