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What the...? What is the world coming to?!??!?
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Obviously the condom was used a generation too late to be fully effective.
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He was killed trying to steal something supposed to protect him...
A great candidate for Darwin Awards, imho.
I never finish anyth
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When you gotta come, you gotta go!
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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I cannot condone such condom actions...
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Obviously, inept Safe Crackers
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What MMINNECI is?
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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I wonder how they serve micro-controllers there...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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I don't think he's[^] your type.
Marc
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Minneapolis Minnesota <something>?
Was it supposed to go there?
Or that guy in Kuala Lumpur.
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It should go to Woburn, Massachusetts...But it still in the hand of MMINNECI...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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...that items spend over two and a half days at the Customs before release, without any reason (I believe no reason as no contact made from the Customs to either party)?
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Anything is possible in the U.S., good or bad
I will be faarrrkkkking legless before I am carriedcto the car ftombhere. - Michael Martin - Christmas 2015
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That's not uncommon. There's a ton of factors, including which port the item(s) came into. The workload at the port can prevent things from being checked for days and you'll never get notified of anything.
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I had to reread that twice, I thought YOU spent 2 1/2 days in customs before being released!
Marc
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Yes. Thank the anthrax guys from about 10 years ago.
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Would you gasp at the thought of one breathtakingly orating "To air is human!", or would it totally blow yer mind?
modified 28-Dec-15 14:05pm.
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Now your just blowing wind.
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Anyone here from JSOP recently? Was wondering if the storms affected him?
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Corporal Agarn wrote: Anyone here from JSOP No, I'm originally from California. Where is JSOP?
[serious]
I do hope he is OK. Quite a bit of destruction happened.
[/serious]
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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RyanDev wrote: Quite a bit of destruction happened
Well, he does like his weapons.
And there was a pretty bad storm as well ...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Had me going there. I guess if the power is out in his area he could start his car then we would all hear from him.
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Storms don't affect JSOP. JSOP affects storms.
cheers
Chris Maunder
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So true...
Will Rogers never met me.
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