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Currently there is a massive thunderstorm here in Indiana. In December. And our house leaks.
Argh...
Edit: the storm has passed and I was able to retrieve the patio chair that had blown into the yard and was terrifying the puppy.
Yes we have a new Irish Wolfhound puppy.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
modified 28-Dec-15 11:11am.
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Use a few of these buckets[^]...
They come in different colors, so you can make your hose a happy and colorful place again 
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter wrote: you can make your hose a happy and colorful place again
How are you supposed to fit a bucket into your stocking?
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There are "leaks" and "LEAKS"
Are you leaking like these poor sods[^]? 
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Good link - I watched the video of the Naked Bungee Jumping.*
* Extra Interesting as it was done on Valentines Day in some European mountain area.
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W∴ Balboos wrote: Naked Bungee Jumping
Can't say I fancy that.
The deceleration has to be bad enough without it giving the ladies two black eyes and the gents a broken nose...
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| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
modified 28-Dec-15 9:28am.
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You forgot the closing quote - I edited and added.
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OriginalGriff wrote: gents a broken nose
 I'd get a sore Belly Button on an extremely warm day at best.
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Well, you are from Portsmouth... 
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No. Some small leaks.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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The procrastinator's complaint: If it isn't raining, the roof doesn't leak. If it is raining, I can't fix the roof anyway. 
I hope things dry out for you soon.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Duct Tape, If it can't be fixed by duct tape then it truly does leak but then it also means that you probably lacks a roof. And then you can fix it by interlacing duct tape.
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It never rains here.
Don't know why but here in Roma we said goodbye to the rain many many many days ago.
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Please don't repost if it doesn't appear immediately - both your posts were sent to moderation as "possible spam" and I have manually deleted the spare to prevent you getting "spammer" hits from the automatic system!
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Much appreciated, was accessing the CP through my company's overwhelmingly paranoid steroids enhanced firewall, creates havoc on interacting with many websites... thought it was playing out its "no you won't" deeds.
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'S good'un though! 
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cheers,
Super
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Too much of good is bad,mix some evil in it
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According to the list of alcoholic beverages lately posted here - in connection to Christmas and New Year - it is probably a few weeks... 
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Epic is one place where it can be found
It's in the middle but it can't be bound.
It's hard to figure, to some it is Greek
It has a letter and it has mystique.
It's know in circles where there is a square
Look for a pattern, it's simply not there.
(A courtesy of Google Books...)
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Err...how many letters?
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1 or 2 - depends on the language...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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