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We do the main presents after dinner and just before going to the midnight service on the 24th, the grils have never GOTTEN up early on Christmas Day!
veni bibi saltavi
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: grils have never GOTTEN up early on Christmas Day!
grills??? I wasn't aware that grilling was a traditional part of Christmas cooking for any meal; never mind breakfast.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Right there with you. We also had the rule that we could not go down stairs until Mom & Dad had went down and turned on the lights before giving the okay.
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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I always slept until my natural morning hours (9:30 - 10:30), after all the presents would still be there... that and I have a rather deep sleep
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
"When you have eliminated the JavaScript, whatever remains must be an empty page." -- Mike Hankey
"just eat it, eat it"."They're out to mold, better eat while you can" -- HobbyProggy
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Message Closed
modified 17-Dec-15 17:03pm.
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That'd be me.
Was just one of those days at work where the brain refused point blank to play ball...
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Bah, humbug! It's just another day except that the dog will be sulking because the butcher isn't open to give her a bit of sausage or ham like usual and there's a Dr Who special! Ho, ho, ho!
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Yet another contribution to the true spirit of Christmas (the commercial spirit).
(with apologies to Tom Lehrer)
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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The true Spirit of Christmas is Sloe Gin.
veni bibi saltavi
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Personally, I'm partial to an Irish coffee made with single-malt Bushmill's.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Gawd! Ripping off the terminally stupid or "over-Christmassed".
I wish I'd thought of that...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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OriginalGriff wrote: I wish I'd thought of that...
Yep, that was my conclusion too.
I know what I'll be doing next year.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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chriselst wrote: I know what I'll be doing next year.
Taking your dog to Tamworth?
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He might have been a complete bastard yesterday but there's no need to inflict Tamworth on him.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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More than 300 dogs, as well as a rabbit and a guinea pig...
Not a single cat.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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CDP1802 wrote: Not a single cat.
It's well known that cats hate Christmas - that's why they kick the sh*t out of the Christmas Tree...
It's the guinea pig meeting Santa that worries me...
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What the hell is wrong with people?, this is obviously just a rip-off.
Wonder if Mother Easter would work?
New version: WinHeist Version You didn't fall from the stupid tree you got dragged through the whole dumbass forest.
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Mike Hankey wrote: Wonder if Mother Easter would work?
Doubt it but I'm sure that dogs would love a chance to chase the Easter Bunny!
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Don't they do that at dog tracks?
New version: WinHeist Version You didn't fall from the stupid tree you got dragged through the whole dumbass forest.
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Depends on the Bunny[^]
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I was thinking of this one[^]
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Mike Hankey wrote: Don't they do that at dog tracks?
Well yeah, but why should greyhounds get all the fun?
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And santa is so pet friendly he wears bloody great thick gloves so he doesn't actually touch the animals.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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Is anyone due to see it today?
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