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Yeah, like a Pickle-Me-Elmo.
/ravi
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This forum is DILLiberately trying to hard to find good pickle jokes.
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Yes, I find it quite jarring.
/ravi
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Be one with nature and pick a Lily
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I'm an optoholic - my glass is always half full of vodka.
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Would this be a kosher subject?
New version: WinHeist Version You didn't fall from the stupid tree you got dragged through the whole dumbass forest.
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Well, it's KSS.
(Kosher in Some Salads)
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I just Googled a programming question and the first result was from QA. Although articles seem to get decent presence in search results when I'm looking for something complex, I've never seen QA turn up in a Google search before (and it's been years since I saw something from one of the programming forums).
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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I am now wondering (seeing the conversations before)...
Was it a good question with good answers? Was the enquirer trolled? Have you found what you were looking for?
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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Nelek wrote:
Was it a good question with good answers? Was the enquirer trolled? Have you found what you were looking for?
Yes, no, yes. OTOH it was asked by a lounge regular,
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Dan Neely wrote: it was asked by a lounge regular,
Although I agree with some points on previous conversations... I don't think this really is so an important factor
M.D.V.
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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IMO, you (and me, and all of us) are already there.
When someone from 'there' photographs our dear Earth, as a part of the Solar System, and hence, the Milky Way, they may actually see us like that.
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Patrice
“Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler.” Albert Einstein
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modified 4-Dec-15 10:19am.
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Voted as abuse.
This is not the place to hire programmers
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Eddy Vluggen wrote: Voted as abuse.
Speaking of how to treat new users... 
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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I voted it as spam. I just didn't tell them....until now. 
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RyanDev wrote: Speaking of how to treat new users...
When you are new in a group and don't adjust to the groups' way, then yes, you can expect such a reaction.
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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come one guys you being bullies
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There are two options here:
1) It doesn't quite work like that.
We do not do your work for you.
If you want someone to write your code, you have to pay - I suggest you go to Freelancer.com and ask there.
But be aware: you get what you pay for. Pay peanuts, get monkeys.
Or
2) We do not do your homework: it is set for a reason. It is there so that you think about what you have been told, and try to understand it. It is also there so that your tutor can identify areas where you are weak, and focus more attention on remedial action.
Try it yourself, you may find it is not as difficult as you think!
If you meet a specific problem, then please ask about that and we will do our best to help. But we aren't going to do it all for you!
It's your choice which applies, but given that you need it by Sunday - less than two days off - I'd be prepared to guess it's homework you need to submit by Monday at the latest.
Even if you wanted help with a specific problem, this is the wrong place to ask. Here is better: http://www.codeproject.com/Questions/ask.aspx[^], but even there you will get the same response if you post the same "question".
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You really should ask Chris to add a button to the mix, so that your verbiage above (or similar) is automagically pasted in the reply. This would save you valuable time.  
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Open file in desktop + select passage + copy in clipboard...
he has already learned that functions in a macro of his keyboard 
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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I wrote a simple database app a couple of years ago called "Standard Replies"...
(It helps me not to be rude to people - it's less effort for me to give them a longer, polite reply than tell 'em "you are an idiot and we can't see your damn screen!")
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