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Seriously...? Easiest one for a while.
Bane in DNR.
"This new learning amazes me, Sir Bedivere. Explain to me again how sheep's bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes"
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Seriously ? back at you .
Perhaps you need to look at the guidelines for the MQOTD here[^]
Especially #4
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Swiss people...
Do Not Resist
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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OG's Adventures in Windowsland - Chapter 10
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Paris and PsychoTheRapist
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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My chiropractor said that to me the other day, I think? How the heck do you know her? Anyway, if I am right that it IS my chiropractor, then the movie is "Ilsa - She Wolf of the SS[^]"!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous
- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944
- I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Me, all the time
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My annual review
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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How to lose a guy in 10 days.
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Dances with Wolfs (being made to watch it)
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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I'm used to that, that Amazon sends me some links to products (or similars) I searched for even after I bought one of them, but in the last week it started to send me something like 'Most read' (and I never bought books on Amazon)...
Tried to stop it, but no success - so I marked Amazon as spammer...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Spamazon. Why don't you reserve that before they do it?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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CDP1802 wrote: Why don't you reserve that before they do it?
Too late!
Domain Name: spamazon.com
Creation Date: 1997-08-08T21:00:00-0700
Updated Date: 2015-11-30T15:28:40-0800
Registrant Name: Hostmaster, Amazon Legal Dept.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Amazon 1: "Peter never bought books!"
Amazon 2: "It's time he starts!!"
Peter: "Oh, Amazing Amazon!!!"
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CPallini wrote: Peter: "Oh, F*mazing F*mazon!!!"
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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uh . . . oh . . . sorry.
I misread and thought you meant an Amazon started to irritate you and was going to suggest an appropriate lubricant . . .
silly me.
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Odd. I buy books from them, and I killed that one years ago because I thought their recommendations sucked.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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If you had to develop a relatively simple application for Windows 95/98 what language, toolchain would you use?
Thank you all.
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a) Im not sure thats a lounge question
b) 'really simple' - no such animal(see (c)
c) you dont actually list any requirements - gui, file/data processing, commandline .....
d) if that's all you've got (Windows 95/98) its all you've got, but what if/when you need to upgrade it ?
e) along with (d) - what's the life-time of this 'relatively simple application' ?
f) are you going to develop AND deploy to this machine ?
I was thinking you could conceivably use gcc and c or c++ and target that machine, but even that (according to this) https://gcc.gnu.org/install/specific.html#windows[^] is looking doubtful
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Thanks.
Straightforward gui, file read, portable, deployment.
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if you had a version of Visual Studio 6 around you might be able to get away with it
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I would consider vbscript or jscript.
They can both read files - GUI-wise it won't be easy but a scripting language will get you up and running quickly.
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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