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NewsThis Stunning Music Video Was Made By Artificial Intelligence Pin
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GeneralQ&A - explained Explained Pin
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A transcript of a secretly taped meeting at a major software company where future products were discussed has been given to me by an anonymous source. I offer it here without interpretation:

G1: "I still can't see your aura."

G2: "How many cups of coffee drank you before the meeting ?"

G1: "Maybe three, maybe a few gallons, maybe a few fish heads."

G2: "Well, that'll do it: they were probably headed upstream to spawn, and die."

G1: "Right: I can see the blue iridescence on their scales as they leap over ..."

G3: "Hey, we really got dinged for missing that bug in the Golden Master."

G2: "The kissing bug ?"

G1: "did you know you only get Chagas from the bug if it both bites you and defecates in the wound ?"

G2: "That's pretty heavy, dude."

G3: "We need Iron Man suits."

G1: "We need better LSD !"

G2: "You can say that again !"

G3: "How many times should I say it again ?"

G2: "until all the salmon are dead."

G1: "you mean zero bugs ?"

G2: "way minus bugs !"

G3: "no way"

G1: "right, we'd be out of a job.:

G2: " 'negative defect jobless' ... hey, I like the sound of that."

G3: "when did this meeting start ?"

G2: "before it ended."

G1: "Anybody got any new ideas ?"

G3: "How about necrophilia ?"

G2: "Is it over now ?"

G2: "What ? the necrophilia ?"

G3: "I think we're just getting to the dead part, now."

G1: "I'm hungry."

G2: "how about you go get us some sandwiches ?"

G1: "I think the morgue is closed."

G3: "you really know how to spoil a party."

G1: "I was never a fine young cannibal."

G2: "that song is so ... dated."

G3: "Johnny Paycheck never covered that one."

G1: "Check."

G2: "Check-mate."

G3: "that's an idea ! We bundle a chess-game with the app !"

G2: "last time I looked the app was a chess game ..."

G1: "... where the user always lost their data."

G3: "what's the point of having the user win ?"

G2: "if we have their money ..."

G1: "I gotta migraine ... I think I'm coming down ..."

G2: "Sandy witches and Pepsus Maximus in order here !"

G1: "Hail Precarious !"

G2: "I, Impecunious Vacillator, salute Thee !"

G3: "I'm calling this 'over' "

G2: "I gotta few actions written down under for the boss ..."

G1: "I gotta song sung blue."

G3: "Dated, dated, dated !"

G1: "Adjourn to the morgue ?

G3: "Adjourned."
«I want to stay as close to the edge as I can without going over. Out on the edge you see all kinds of things you can't see from the center» Kurt Vonnegut.

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