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marcus obrien wrote: I see it as our job to encourage good practises
I see something as a job only when I get paid for it. So when are you going to send me my paycheck?
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marcus obrien wrote: Do something good today, and help a newbie on their path to success
Done so regularly, and enjoy doing so. As long as they don't expect me to do their work for them.
marcus obrien wrote: it, take your head out of your proverbial and realize you are not the greatest
living programmer on planet Earth.
I already know, that would be Linus. Somewhere in the top 10 you will also find LP.
marcus obrien wrote: You are a representative of a fascinating mysterious club of intellectuals who
are shaping the future of mankind
No, I just program software.
marcus obrien wrote: will be eternally grateful for just a few snippets of helpful knowledge
"Find the documentation".
marcus obrien wrote: Or even if "googling it" would provide an answer.
If you cannot bother to do some basic research, you are outsourcing/offloading work - there's other sites for that, and yes, I will point out that you are taking up space where you should not.
marcus obrien wrote: seem to be devoid of manners and tolerance ?
Experience. And perhaps a lack of vitamin B12.
Did you have a question? 
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Because, those people who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.
- Isaac Asimov
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Quote: those people who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do
He stole that from me! 
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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marcus obrien: You are the best
We know and it's not enough.
Wonde Tadesse
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marcus obrien wrote: You are the best.
So, if I'm the best, everyone else is less than best?
Marc
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I know I'm the second best. But just the cat has eaten the best 
modified 19-Jan-21 21:04pm.
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Why delete the post?
Have you decided to join the Sith and defect from the Rebel Alliance?
Master Yoda will not be pleased.
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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Always pity to see a Jedi knight turning the dark side of the force.
Patrice
“Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler.” Albert Einstein
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Why did you edit your post? Now there's no context and that is bad form.
This space for rent
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You can attempt to hide from the past, but you cannot undo it.
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try here[^]. (In CP Article Writing forum)
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
modified 20-Nov-15 17:28pm.
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Thanks for this. Had missed the original.
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Nice - it looks like a couple lounge responses proved his point for him.
There are two types of people in this world: those that pronounce GIF with a soft G, and those who do not deserve to speak words, ever.
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Well, I'm glad I got to read the original. It was over all a good post.
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That's Wednesdays - this[^] is todays.
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XKCD wrote: "Try to open google.com and click view source"
  Damn, call that optimisation or obfuscation, this is pretty impressive.
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Wow! All of that code to display a nearly empty Google search screen!
Did the same test with Bing, and the code was not as obfuscated.
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Even so, at 169k google.com passes as a very light weight page these days. The clusterelephant that is your normal web framework these days is much larger. 
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Is a bear wearing glasses a grizzly spectacle?
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This is a polarizing statement.
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I can't bear to even consider it.
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Oh, stop your grizzling.
cheers
Chris Maunder
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Bear with him...
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