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Damn, they look good. I'd kill for one of them.
/ravi
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Mmmmmmmmmm.....
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The irony of this 'kids film' is that the basic premise of the plot "A guy gets off with girl but doesn't remember what she looks like the next morning" seems really far-fetched... until you reach adult-hood.
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PompeyThree wrote: Cibnderella... until you reach adult-hood.
Yep drunk people
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I know I've only had two FFS.
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My granddaughter posted a message on farcebook a while ago saying, "if he remembers the colour of your eyes after the first date, then you must have very small tits".
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Really warms a grandfathers heart to hear, right?
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I don't think it was meant for me.
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So was that her way of subtlety suggesting all older family members unfriend her without being rude enough to come out and say it?
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
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Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
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In the original (kids'!) story the slipper originally fits one of the ugly sisters so the prince takes her back to his castle to be his wife.
So yeah....go to bed with a stunner and wake up with a fat pig....yup, just life life
On the way back a dove points out the slipper is covered in blood. The reason the slipper fit the ugly sister was because she has cut off her toes.
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The quote "I'm sorry, are you from the past?" feels appreciate here
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She ran off so he wouldn't see her returned to rags.
I've always thought if she'd just blown him in the gardens he wouldn't have cared at all when that happened.
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Or got naked.
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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I thought the morale of the story was that a pair of shoes that have been weared once cannot be weared anymore. But I may be wrong...
I never finish anyth
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And when you reach the latter half of adulthood it's the ...
PompeyThree wrote: guy gets off with girl
... that seems far-fetched!
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The sad truth is that at midnight her Tampax turned back into a pumpkin and she exploded in front of the prince. And as the prince had a foot fetish there and then started his journey for searching feet like hers
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Seems like a lot of work. That sort of explosion should leave the feet intact. Just toss 'em in the microwave for few seconds before you want to use 'em.
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I can't get into my Virgin email at the moment so went to their service status page and found the following on the TV status section:
"You might find that youre not able to watch Eastenders from 09-11-2015 and 10-11-2015. Masterchef Professionals 10-11-201 on your Virgin Media TV Catch Up, On Demand or TV Choice service at the moment."
Who would want to watch Eastenders? Not me!
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Herself records (to make sure she doesn't miss anything) and watches Neighbours.
I run away and hide under headphones on the computer...
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OriginalGriff wrote: Herself records (to make sure she doesn't miss anything) and watches Neighbours.
Mate, you've already described about having to buy your own Christmas Pressie, and now this! Pretty sure it's grounds for divorce.
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There are ... compensations.
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Such as? Just want to compare the notes
cheers,
Super
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OriginalGriff wrote: watches Neighbours
That's her, me, and Philip Pullman (author of the multi-award winning Dark Materials Trilogy, soon to be a BBC TV serial) then. The last named cites it as 'pure storytelling' and an essential part of his creative life!
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Chris Quinn wrote: Masterchef Professionals 10-11-201 on your Virgin Media
I would watch that! Whose the best at cooking rats on a campfire.
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I just checked mine its OK, I logged in with no problems. They do delete old email accounts after 90 days of inactivity, perhaps that's the issue.
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