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Not to mention the fact that participating in "water sports" would not be on the recommended usage list, especially when the charger is plugged in...
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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That's one device men won't forget to charge. 
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OriginalGriff wrote: too short
Ah, so the tables have turned...
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: Well, one would hope that a purpose-built sex robot would come standard with that kind of protection.
Failing that, you could use your Full Body Latex Suit. You do still have that out in the shed?
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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It's still in regular use. Fortunately, latex is easy to repair.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Robots? Why, when sheep are around?
Griff, I really expected that as your answer.![Rose | [Rose]](https://www.codeproject.com/script/Forums/Images/rose.gif)
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Androids dream of them, certainly.
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It would make more sense if it was more like; Headline: "Expert Warns Against Sex With Robots, Because If You Do, You'd Be a Freakin' Nutjob!"
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Actually, I can think of several benefits of having a sex robot instead of a human sex partner.
0) You don't have to think of anything to say when you're done.
1) You don't have to concern yourself with whether or not your sex robot is satisfied.
2) You can have more than one sex robot without all the other sex robots getting jealous.
3) Your sex robot will always like what you do and the way you do it, and will remember your preferences for the next encounter.
4) Sex can be as rough as desired, because the spare parts market will be extensive.
5) Parts will be inter-changeable so you can configure your sex robot to fit the evenings requirements.
I could go on...
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Yeah sure, it all seems OK until you hear "I'm sorry Dave John, I'm afraid I can't do that..."
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Saying "can't" is different than saying "won't", but in either case, a software upgrade will fix that problem.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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A software degrade sounds more appropriate.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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jeron1 wrote:
Yeah sure, it all seems OK until you hear "I'm sorry Dave John, I'm afraid I can't do that..." |
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: I could go on...
You must be a robot then. 
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I get the feeling you've thought too much about this... 
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Well, it's kinda pointless to start a thread unless you're willing to participate in it. Besides, I'm just being pragmatic about it.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Except...it'll probably be programmed by the next generation of coders.
Have you seen their prowess in QA recently?
Personally, I wouldn't put any body parts I'm quite fond of inside anything developed by that lot... 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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reminds me of the Big Bang episode with the robotic hand
Pete
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Dude, you have put way too much thought into this. 
Psychosis at 10
Film at 11
Those who do not remember the past, are doomed to repeat it.
Those who do not remember the past, cannot build upon it.
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I knew I should have shown him "Electro Gonorrhoea: The Noisy Killer". 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Yes?
Oh, never mind. Not me
There are strangers on the Plain, Croaker
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Without an anti-static strap carpet sex would be unthinkable. Oops!
New version: WinHeist Version Everyone you will ever meet knows something you don't. -Bill Nye-
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What I find really disturbing is that some people read the Drudge Report.
p.s. I am a reader.
«I want to stay as close to the edge as I can without going over. Out on the edge you see all kinds of things you can't see from the center» Kurt Vonnegut.
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