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No, she didn't swallow the blade and die of internal bleeding before going to get attention. She also only stuck the blade in her mouth not her ahem, so she couldn't've inadvertently sterilized herself in the process.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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And that means nothing!
Okay, I guess retuning to a people's forum after many many years is not officially a crime. 
Someone help me out of this ignorance. I see a pile of abreviated titles , but I could grasp nothing.
We got glossary for these? Let me feel at home 
Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy.
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Why do you think they should mean something? This is the Lounge after all. 
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It just feels a bit cold outside. 
Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy.
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I would begin by renaming this topic to URWPQOTD.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Here's the explanation[^] for my (singular) "contribution" to the mess. You're on your own for figuring the rest out. 
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Generally it is a simple self-defence mechanism of the hive mind against any return by "Don't Call Me" Dave our erstwhile politico and resident Lutonian.
veni bibi saltavi
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MQOTD: Movie Quote Of The Day. You don't solve this, you give misleading or wrong answers.
WSO CCC OTD: Winner Stays On Cryptic CrossWord Clue Of The Day. Very much line Dalek Dave's CCC, the person who solves it sets the one for the next working day. Rules at the bottom of my profile page.
FSOW OTD: F***ing Stupid Obfuscated Word of the day. Winner sets the next one. See HobbyProggy's provile page for the rules and explanation.
EITR OTD: Elephant In The Room Of The Day. See QA, it's full of elephants.
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Thanks Mr. Original Griff! That helps. 
Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy.
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Thanks everyone
Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy.
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For the little dictator in us all - [clickity][^]
veni bibi saltavi
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He's not a dictator. He was democratically elected under the "One Man, One Vote" system.
He's "The Man" and he has the vote.
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That used to be called 'Singapore Democracy' - Lee Kuan Yew was the man.
veni bibi saltavi
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You can have any colour you like ... as long as it's red!
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OriginalGriff wrote: He's not a dictator, he's a very naughty boy.
FTFY.
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Yes, and those voting for him are also allowed to vote more than once 
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Yet another prediction that Asimov[^] got right. 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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And Pratchett:
"Ankh-Morpork had dallied with many forms of government and had ended up with that form of democracy known as One Man, One Vote. The Patrician was the Man; he had the Vote." ― Terry Pratchett, Mort
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What's the story behind this picture ? Is this real or photoshopped ?
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Photoshopped - it was originally Kim Jung-un riding the bear.
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Really? I thought it was The Griff!
Life is too shor
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Nah - my steed is a rabid sheep! 
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That's the KSS version of "mounting the sheep", is it?
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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