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If patience is a virtue, why can't "hurry the f*ck up" be a virtue as well?
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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If by "hurry the f*ck up" you mean punctuality, why yes, it is a virtue.
Unfortunately, it's never been one associated with computer hardware or software.
Software Zen: delete this;
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Because, it is not, even you were not patient when you wrote it! 
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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Perhaps because cursing and demanding another perform in accordance to your self-fabricated expectations is not considered virtuous?
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Because that's a requirement.
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Though of the day is cancelled for today, due to the need to take Herself to the Dentist for a routine checkup. A process involving deceit, subterfuge, handcuffs, a cattle prod, and a rolled up carpet.
She really doesn't like dentists, and I'm suffering from the trauma involved. And a bleeding from my eardrums.
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OriginalGriff wrote: A process involving deceit, subterfuge, handcuffs, a cattle prod, and a rolled up carpet.
So - a typical night out in Swansea, then? 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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You could have just said, "I am feeling thoughtful", which would have sufficed. 
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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I'm not - I'm feeling battered, mentally scarred, and thoughtless... 
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Being thoughtless is being thoughtful in itself. 
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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Do dentists like their pasta al dente? 
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I'm glad you posted that!
The blog you posted recently has a problem - the images don't show in the moderation queue.
Can you have a quick look at it? I'd have added a message there, but there is no message area for "pending" blogs, unlike articles and tips.
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I know, the problem is they aren't actually images!
It's LaTeX which is apparently interpreted as image in my feed...
I'm leaving work now, so I'll have a look at it in an hour or so 
Going to make it LaTeX on here too and then figure out if I can change my blogs feed so I don't have to do this every time... 
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Now that's a thought of the day! 
My article also got deleted (due to missing images), was afraid it would be gone forever.
Luckily there's a draft still available
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Sander Rossel wrote: Do dentists like their pasta al dente?
Is there any other way to eat pasta?
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
"When you have eliminated the JavaScript, whatever remains must be an empty page." -- Mike Hankey
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OriginalGriff wrote: She really doesn't like dentists
Well, does anyone really like dentists? I consider a dentist's chair as a guillotine.
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I'm not fond of them, but...she has been known to escape through the window in the Ladies before now. Which doesn't sound too bad, except it's not on the ground floor...
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I've no issues with Dentists - its a case of jumping in the chair, letting them get on with it and then leave.
I'm firmly of the opinion this fear of dentists is a type of learnt mass hysteria. I think loads of peeps report hating dentists coz its socially acceptable.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dental_fear[^]
Bryce
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Exactly.
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Unfortunately we all have to obey the law of cavity.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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By gum, there's definitely some tooth to that statement!
/ravi
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I'm enamelled by your response.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Thank you. I'm usually at a floss for words.
/ravi
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I certainly appreciate your wisdom.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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