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To make a squid laugh, do you give it ten tickles?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Just spend time together, if you are well attunaed.
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
"When you have eliminated the JavaScript, whatever remains must be an empty page." -- Mike Hankey
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To make it stop laughing, take it on a trip to the Kalamari desert.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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You dune that on porpoise, didn't ya?
/ravi
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Moi? I think you're Kraken up!
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Nah, I'm just crabby.
/ravi
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Whew! I thought it may have been a cry for kelp.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Perhaps you should find a self-help grouper.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Agreed. Right now I'm just floundering.
/ravi
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No, you show it any film featuring Leslie[^]. 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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He's made more than one movie[^] me thinks.
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I suppose.
And to check out your theory, I imagine you would give it test tickles.
I'm retired. There's a nap for that...
- Harvey
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DAMN! I hoped somebody hadn't posted that. It was precisely what I wanted to say... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Still trying to wrap his arm-arm-arm-arm-arm-arm-arm-arm around the joke, Sal the Squid considered it a waste of (digital) ink until, taking out his cephaloPod, he looked on the fishingNet for it's meaning, and was gladius he did, for the joke, full of chromatophores, which enabled the joke to change meaning to suit its posting, making it practically invisible to understanding it, when, alas, having a heart, nay 3 (as such squids do), he begrudgingly jet propolsioned a courtesy laugh.
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Cool, did the Coytee (Wyle E.) chase the Road Runner around there! 
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Wow!! 
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Indeed!
Decrease the belief in God, and you increase the numbers of those who wish to play at being God by being “society’s supervisors,” who deny the existence of divine standards, but are very serious about imposing their own standards on society.-Neal A. Maxwell
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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Hi All,
Did I see a thing about Google planning to merge Chrome & Android in today's Daily News? If I did does that mean Android getting bloated with STUFF it doesn't need (it's a mobile OS come on) or Chrome users (?, never met any in the wild!) loosing features. The Daily News mail got eaten before I could read the article. Also Chrome books were they based on Intel or another processor? I'm guessing it was a shell on Linux...
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You realise that all mobile and "desktop" OSs will need to merge sooner or later (and it's becoming more a case of sooner rather than later).
Desktop OSs are generally at the point where they do what we need them to do with room left over. Mobile devices are rapidly becoming as powerful as desktops. In fact my phone is already more powerful than my old laptops. We're moving to a point where your phone or tablet will be your desktop.
Take a look at this story[^] for a glimpse. The Linux crowd have been doing this for a while[^]
cheers
Chris Maunder
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Hmmm, yes, they can merge, I must admit I am picky about keyboards (give me a full size, proper keys) proper mouse and monitor 17" smallest I can use. Admit it you prefer a full desktop for serious work (Don't you?). The actual thing of the everything, everywhere is good and needed but if I get handed a phone and told to get coding....
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You may be slightly missing the point.
Your phone won't be your input device. Your phone will simply be storage and processing. Wired or wireless (if Intel has its way) connections to keyboard, mouse, monitor and charging will be in place. You sit your phone on the charging pad and it connects to the peripherals and you're working in your normal desktop setup. Except your box is your phone.
cheers
Chris Maunder
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