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It's seems today is DEC 25, must mean Christmas time! 
Ok, it's an old joke and not very good either, I'll get my coat... 
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It's an old joke, yes.
But...it's not that bad, I've posted much, much worse! 
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OriginalGriff wrote: I've posted much, much worse!
In your defence, you've posted much, much more often 
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I posted this on CP ~12 years ago and got shouted at
Cheers,
विक्रम
"We have already been through this, I am not going to repeat myself." - fat_boy, in a global warming thread 
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Vikram A Punathambekar wrote: and got shouted at
Serves you right for posting such awful jokes!
The trick is to post it when it's relevant.
I'm doing this again at Christmas
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Sander Rossel wrote: I'm doing this again at Christmas
And I'll be there to shout at you
Cheers,
विक्रम
"We have already been through this, I am not going to repeat myself." - fat_boy, in a global warming thread
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Sander Rossel wrote: I'm doing this again at Christmas
To wish everyone a happy Halloween?
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Joke my ass. I was in Home Depot yesterday and, yes, there were Christmas trees up and glowing! 
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It's getting out of hand.
In a few years we'll all have fake trees that we can have up for the entire year 
And if every day is Christmas, no day is Christmas...
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Its old. Yes. Very old.
i might have posted it a few times myself though.
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Wow, are you behind the times! Our local Christmas Shop (yes, that's right, a shop devoted entirely to Christmas - cards, decorations, lights, banners etc.) opened its doors two weeks ago.
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And a shop devoted to Halloween will open its doors soon too 
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Goodbye Murray!
Al Molinaro[^]
The difficult we do right away...
...the impossible takes slightly longer.
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Faarrrkkkk you Engerland. On the wrong side of the planet and hosting sporting events you're not competitive in.
It's 01:15 and I have to wait another 1 hour 45 minutes till the World Cup final starts.
I'm close to half a carton of beer in at the moment, have already eaten 3 packets of chips and on to my second or third dinner while waiting.
Speed up the clock Poms.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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It's your own fault for living where the sun shines!
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And we're supposed to be the whiners? At least it's only the one game a week. I'm having to do a similar candle at both ends burn for the World Series and that's potentially 7 games in 9 days and it's not all over in an hour and a half either!!
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Life is so unfair, huh? 
I never finish anyth
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This apparition may be void in your state. Local laws and regulations may apply.
Objects in the rear view mirror may appear closer than they are: [^].
How do I get one ? If you are worthy, you already have one; whether you see it, or, not, is up to you.
«I want to stay as close to the edge as I can without going over. Out on the edge you see all kinds of things you can't see from the center» Kurt Vonnegut.
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Quite the trend setter, aren't you, Bill? No doubt these will be the height of fashion for years to come! 
Will Rogers never met me.
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All my email accounts are disabled and I cannot re-enable them.
Three days ago, the website's application pool was stopped, but at least I was able to restart it.
Buh-bye.
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Strange.
All my Arvixe based email accounts are working fine - though there was a glitch for an hour or so yesterday when the email server stopped responding - and my apps are all working fine.
Have you tried technical support?
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According to most/all accounts, tech support is completely ineffectual.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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I've always found their support to be stellar compared to other companies.
They did have an outage Thursday....the first one I've experienced in many years.
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They've had a couple of near shut-downs due to DDOS attacks this year, but I always get good notices by email telling me what's happening and why. The email outage the other day was the first I've seen in about 5 years, and I have to agree - the technical support I've had has been pretty good. Certainly miles better than some hosting companies I've used. Time will tell if the EIG takeover will ruin a good company.
If it does, I'll move my domain, simple as that...but not until it does. 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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OriginalGriff wrote: Have you tried technical support?
Your kidding right? We've had several discussions on here in the last few days about their support or lack thereof.
I've had a ticket in for days with no response. Chat said he would look at it and get back to me 2 days ago and I sent an email to billing days ago...nope!
They suck!
New version: WinHeist Version Everyone you will ever meet knows something you don't. -Bill Nye-
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