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People in South Korea signing up to overcome suicidal tendencies by rehearsing their death while lying in coffins [^], "scientific" claims that more than 500 grams of red-meat per week greatly increases your chances of having many forms of cancer [^], a 60-inch 4K television for less than US $800 ? [^], and the projected worst El Nino in recorded history [^] ?
Please be concise, and do not invoke supernatural forces.
«I want to stay as close to the edge as I can without going over. Out on the edge you see all kinds of things you can't see from the center» Kurt Vonnegut.
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Signed dead meat for $800 is a recorded history! 
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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They all appear in your post.
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That is a correlation from which we can only infer that is a correlation.
«I want to stay as close to the edge as I can without going over. Out on the edge you see all kinds of things you can't see from the center» Kurt Vonnegut.
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That sounds suspiciously like circular reasoning! 
How do we preserve the wisdom men will need,
when their violent passions are spent?
- The Lost Horizon
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They're all things I'm not going to think about for the rest of the day?
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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The Illuminati?
Aliens?
The Men In Black?
Those are the usual suspects for conspiracy theorists, so they might be right this time (they never have been before, so hey! Why not?)
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Psy is the connection.
Your subject was slightly marred by the omission of the traditional CP "OTD" moniker.
Be is South Korean and not dead. He appears on televisions, and eats red meat, and is a bit windy.
PooperPig - Coming Soon
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Butterfly effect..........
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Nostradamus, right?! It's always Nostradamus (when it's not Confucius, or signs of the Second Coming). I was going to go for spooky coincidences with Hitchhiker's Guide or Good Omens (or both) but I don't think El NIno gets a mention in either!
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Simple. People are idiots.
Marc
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Now we know why it has hiccups
(_8(|) Mmmm, alcohol and sugar
I never finish anyth
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Anybody seen Nagy today? 
"I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability!"
Ron White, Comedian
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...I've added a little positivity. 
cheers
Chris Maunder
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It is my experience that positivity is less visible than negativity, but I am not sure if that is a curse conferred by age, deteriorating vision, and experience, or the blessing of a Wisdom I am still too stupid to understand. 
«I want to stay as close to the edge as I can without going over. Out on the edge you see all kinds of things you can't see from the center» Kurt Vonnegut.
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What can I say. 
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I'm positive it will help!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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What is positive for one, may be negative for another 
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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those charges can add up.
«I want to stay as close to the edge as I can without going over. Out on the edge you see all kinds of things you can't see from the center» Kurt Vonnegut.
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When will water and salt be produced? Until then, it's just fisssss...
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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Harrumph. It's people like you that start wars! 
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