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No, you shout "Duck!!!!" and point behind the malevolent infant. With any luck it will swing round to see the quack-quack and you can disarm it like taking candy from a baby.
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I love duck!
(this is actually a quote from a certain animated TV series)
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Oh, duck[^]
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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I expect some of those are the mothers.
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Member 9082365 wrote: American toddlers are shooting one person a week on average in 2015.
That's why America needs more immigrants.
«I want to stay as close to the edge as I can without going over. Out on the edge you see all kinds of things you can't see from the center» Kurt Vonnegut.
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Use the force boys.
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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pkfox wrote: Use the force boyos.
FTFY.
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It should be a good game!
Dunno if we can win, with all the injuries, but...I know they will give as good as they can.
(The only problem is if we win but get any more injuries we'll have to start recruiting from the under-tens team and "Dia from the Pub" to play fight against NZ!  )
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OriginalGriff wrote: if we win
Are you part of the team Griff? Good luck hope your ears don't get too cauliflowered! 
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Watch out for Tyler Morgan v promising young player - this afternoon will be brutal.
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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There's "thrown in at the deep end" and there's "thrown in the shark pool at the deep end"...
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Couldn't agree more - our under tens aren't allowed to play though.
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
modified 17-Oct-15 7:46am.
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We'll lie about their height...
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Taidee.
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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There's tidy. (Probably the most used single phrase in these parts, along with "tara wan!")
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What does Tara wan mean ?
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It's the local (Tawe valley) dialect version of "tara rwan!" - "bye now!"
It's easier to pronounce without the "spare r".
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Half time, and a single point in it...
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A bit torn here, chidhood association with Wales, and now family connections with South Africa.
I just hope it's a good game.
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Yeah I have mixed feelings with France / NZ - NZ are the better team, so I want them to win. But France would be a lot easier if Wales beat Oz...
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OriginalGriff wrote: if Wales beat Oz...
You got a time machine Griff or looking ahead 4 years?
We beat you last week and you are now playing Seuth Effrika.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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It's an off-by-one error!
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Excuse me the question, I'm not an initiate. Is this about Mikado or fishing?
modified 19-Jan-21 21:04pm.
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France is a medium-sized foreign country situated in the continent of Europe.
It is an important member of the world community, though not nearly as important as it thinks.
It is bounded by Germany, Spain, Switzerland and some smaller nations of no particular importance and with not very good shopping.
France is a very old country with many treasures, such as the Louvre and Euro Disney. Among its contributions to western civilization are champagne, Camembert cheese and the guillotine.
Although France likes to think of itself as a modern nation, air conditioning is little used and it is next to impossible for Americans to get decent Mexican food.
One continuing exasperation for American visitors is that local people insist on speaking in French, thought many will speak English if shouted at.
THE PEOPLE
France has a population of 57 million people. 52 million of these drink and smoke (the other 5 million are small children).
All French people drive like lunatics, are dangerously over sexed, and have no concept of standing patiently in line.
French people are in general gloomy, temperamental, proud, arrogant, aloof and disciplined; those are their good points.
Most French citizens are Roman Catholic, though you would hardly guess it from their behavior. Many French are communists.
Men sometimes have girls' names like Marie or Michel, and they kiss each other when they meet. American travelers are advised to travel in groups and wear baseball caps and colorful trousers for easier recognition.
SAFETY
In general, France is a safe destination, although traveler must be aware that from time to time it is invaded by Germany. Traditionally, the French surrender immediately A tunnel connecting France to Britain beneath the English Channel has been opened in recent years to make it easier for the French government to flee to London during future German invasions, and for them to offload all their illegal immigrants.
HISTORY
Charlemagne discovered France in the Dark Ages. Other important historical figures are Louis XIV, the Huguenots, Joan of Arc, Jacques Cousteau and Charles de Gaulle, who was President for many years and is now an airport.
CULTURE
The French pride themselves on their culture, though it is not easy to see why. All their music sounds the same and they have never made a movie that you would want to watch for anything
CUISINE
Let's face it, no matter how much garlic you put on it, a snail is just a slug with a shell on its back.
Croissants on the other hand, are excellent, although it is impossible for most Americans to pronounce this word. In general, travelers are advised to stick to cheeseburgers.
ECONOMY
France has a large and diversified economy, second only to Germany's in Europe, which is surprising because the French hardly work at all. If they are not spending four hours dawdling over lunch, they are on strike and blocking the roads with their trucks and tractors. France's principal exports, in order of importance to the economy, are wine, nuclear weapons, perfume, guided missiles, champagne, guns, grenades launchers, land mines, tanks, attack aircraft, miscellaneous armaments and cheese.
PUBLIC HOLIDAYS
France has more holidays than any other nation in the world. Among It's 361 national holidays are: 197 Saints' days, 37 National Liberation Days, 16 Declaration of Republic Days, 54 Return of Charles de Gaulle-in-triumph-as-if-he-won- the-war-single-handed Days, 18 Napoleon-sent-into-Exile-Days, 17 Napoleon-Called-Back-from-Exile-Days, and 2 "France is Great and the Rest of the World Stinks" Days.
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Actually neither champagne nor the guillotine are French inventions!
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