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pkfox says it is, so you are up Monday!
I'm looking forward to seeing some "new blood" written ones - good luck (they are harder to write than you think, I find)
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OriginalGriff wrote: "new blood"
You prefer fresh meat too..
cheers,
Super
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Too much of good is bad,mix some evil in it
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Indeed - I'm not a fan of "well hung" birds...
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You still upset about that week in Bangkok? 
veni bibi saltavi
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Graham Lemon (UK) wrote: BTW, are there any specific rules about setting clues?
As far as the clue itself goes, it's a "normal Cryptic Crossword Clue" - obviously, keep it KSS - but the additional rules are at the bottom of my user profile page: http://www.codeproject.com/Members/OriginalGriff[^] and just cover how long it lasts and so forth.
Make it "do-able" or you end up doing it again, basically!
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Movie Quote Of The Day
You know why she ended up in the river? Because that's what the river's for. To wash away girls when they're finished with them!
Which movie?
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You've got a knife? I've got a spoon. 
Regards,
Palash
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V. wrote: they're finished with them!
Who's finished with whom? It's a bit confusing movie.
V. wrote: To wash away girls
Just girls? No boys or kids?
V. wrote: she ended up in the river
That's a bit sad though 
V. wrote: Because that's what the river's for
Like seriously!!! 
Rivers are for connecting the mountains and oceans, too
Aah to many quotes, I just messed up with my comment.
By the way V! why didn't you post MQOTD yesterday? We were waiting for it.
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Twin Peaks?
veni bibi saltavi
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Rosie & Jim[^]
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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The NOT shawshank redemption
In Word you can only store 2 bytes. That is why I use Writer.
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Paint Your Wagon
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Southern Baptists John and Marie went to the same Baptist church.
Marie went every Sunday and taught Sunday School.
John went on Christmas and Easter and, once in a while, he went on one of the other Sundays.
On one of those Sundays, he was in the pew right behind Marie and he noticed what a fine looking woman she was.
While they were taking up the collection, John leaned forward and said, "Hey, Marie, how about you and me go to dinner next Friday?"
"Why Yes, John, that would be nice," said Marie.
Well, John couldn't believe his luck.
All week long he polished up his car, and on Friday he picked up Marie and took her to dinner, at the finest restaurant in town.
When they sat down, John looked over at Marie said, "Hey, Marie, would you like a cocktail before dinner?"
"Oh, no, John," said Marie. "What would I tell my Sunday School class?"
Well, John was setback a bit, so he didn't say much until after dinner.
Then he reached in his pocket and pulled out a pack of cigarettes. "Hey, Marie," said John, "Would you like a smoke?"
"Oh, no, John," said Marie. "What would I tell my Sunday School class?"
Well, John was feeling pretty low after that, so he just got in his car and was driving Marie home when they passed the Holiday Inn.
He'd struck out twice already, so he figured he had nothing to lose.
"Hey, Marie," said John, "how would you like to stop at this motel with me?"
"Sure, John, that would be nice," said Marie.
Well, John couldn't believe his luck.
He did a U-turn right then and there across the median and everything, and drove back to the motel and checked in with Marie.
The next morning John got up first. He looked at Marie lying there in the bed.
"What have I done? What have I done?" thought John.
He shook Marie and she woke up.
"Marie, I've got to ask you one thing, said John. "What are you going to tell your Sunday School class?"
Marie said, "The same thing I always tell them..............You don't have to smoke and drink to have a good time."
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Sure. 
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Installed smarterstat on local intranet. It shows the statistical data but on the top of data it shows smarterstat pages most visited. I want data only for my local intranet not for the smarterstat. can any one tell me how I could do it ..answers much appreciated
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Have you tried turning it off and on again?
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You get a call from company which is separated from your organization few moons ago (6 months ) to resolve the issue they are facing in their production system and they don't want to go to their support vendor ( They outsourced their applications support) but calls you and ask if you still have access to their network and fix the issue for them. 
I don't have access to their network but I did suggest them what to do so they can keep on running their manufacturing operation.
Zen and the art of software maintenance : rm -rf *
Maths is like love : a simple idea but it can get complicated.
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I would call that "feeling when" the tingle of sensing opportunity to do some highly paid consulting work.
«I want to stay as close to the edge as I can without going over. Out on the edge you see all kinds of things you can't see from the center» Kurt Vonnegut.
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That was my thought also
"There are two ways of constructing a software design: One way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C.A.R. Hoare
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The converse to that - we had a server that we could not identify an owner for... so I turned it off. 4 hours later a company that had separated from us 1 year before wanted to know what had happened to one of their systems which was suddenly down.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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@Nelek just mentioned that he thought there was something wrong with the code formatting on my article[^].
Can anyone else see this? I released an update that I thought fixed it, but he says the problem is still there. 
Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A.
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Looks good to me. Checked on Chrome on Windows & Safari on iOS.
(The one you intentionally left unformatted doesn't seem to break anything either)
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