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In the not too distant past vote 3 and below forced you to comment - for several reason Chris decided to remove it...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter wrote: for several reason Chris decided to remove it.
I know. I still don't understand why.
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Will a pessimists blood type always B-Negative?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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:groan: that one was anemic!
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Possibly, but it can't all be in vein.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Ravi Bhavnani wrote: Bloody hell!
Straight from the heart.
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Logic dictates that T Negative must also be taken into account.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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O dear, that was bad, but, on a positive note, a tad amusing.
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OriginalGriff wrote: pessimists
"The nice part about being a pessimist is that you are constantly being either proven right or pleasantly surprised." - George Will
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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It never ceases to amaze me the lengths people will go to to live down to my expectations!
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The Great Two
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Ali used the rope a popemobile, Alabama in a place they called Big Jack and Dinah, someone's in the kitchen I know what I know you saw Love Story with Ryan O'Neal and Ali
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I see a strong beard in this pic.
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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To be fair the Euston to Birmingham train doesn't look much different. Just worse weather.
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Good grief! 
How do we preserve the wisdom men will need,
when their violent passions are spent?
- The Lost Horizon
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I'm wondering what all those people do at the platform...How many train you need to clear them all?
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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I recently watched a BBC TV series called "World's Busiest Railway 2015", There were lots of examples of overcrowded trains like this. I have no idea how the typical rail commuter in Mumbai copes.
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People come too close while traveling, surely their intimacy level is at the pick
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Surely accidents must happen, don't they? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Yes, it's called "population control"...
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde
Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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What, not allowed on the roof?
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Possibly a holiday, so not as many passengers.
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