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OriginalGriff wrote: The amazing bit is that he can still come up with 3 good ideas a week after all this time...
It is not that hard.
Most of us do it in our regular job.
Being a cartoonist is not rocket science, it is just a different kind of job.
I'd rather be phishing!
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Maximilien wrote: Most of us do it in our regular job.
Who are you kidding?! Moving the coffee machine a foot to the left doesn't count!
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And isn't it good that TV and radio shows can now sing, play and arrange the birthday song as many times as they can possibly find an excuse for without having to consider the cost. It'll be Happy Birthday morning, noon and night from now on. Wall-to-wall ..... hmm, I may not have thought this through as thoroughly as I might have!
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Talking of which, I had the misfortune to go to a Chuck E. Cheese once. Just the once - never again. Makes KFC look like fine dining...
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American baseball legend Yogi Berra, said to have inspired the cartoon character Yogi Bear, has died at the age of 90.
He was an inspiration, with such wisdom as "When you come to a fork in the road, take it."
veni bibi saltavi
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Well, that sucks.
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Yogi Berra wrote: In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. One of my favorites. I use it all the time.
RIP
There are two types of people in this world: those that pronounce GIF with a soft G, and those who do not deserve to speak words, ever.
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He went to get pizza one day, but wasn't very hungry; so he told the chef, "cut the pizza in four pieces, I'm not hungry enough to eat six."
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Yogi Berra, Yogi Bear and Logi Baird walk into a bar ...
PooperPig - Coming Soon
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Yogi Berra said: "No one goes there anymore. It's too crowded."
One of my favorites.
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Another legend has passed.
Not on a par with Will Rogers but a philosopher none the less.
New version: WinHeist Version When you have eliminated the JavaScript, whatever remains must be an empty page. Unknown
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Yogi Berra: Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours. I don't think he has to worry about people not coming to his funeral. He was an all-time great player (and philosopher), and will be greatly missed.
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde
Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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- “It ain’t over till it’s over.”
- “It’s deja vu all over again.”
- “I usually take a two-hour nap from 1 to 4.”
- “Never answer an anonymous letter.”
- “We made too many wrong mistakes.”
- “You can observe a lot by watching.”
- “The future ain’t what it used to be.”
- “If you don’t know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.”
- “It gets late early out here.”
- “If the people don’t want to come out to the ballpark, nobody’s going to stop them.”
- “Baseball is 90 percent mental. The other half is physical.”
- “Pair up in threes.”
- “Why buy good luggage, you only use it when you travel.”
- “Nobody goes there anymore. It’s too crowded.”
- “All pitchers are liars or crybabies.”
- “A nickel ain’t worth a dime anymore.”
- “Bill Dickey is learning me his experience.”
- “He hits from both sides of the plate. He’s amphibious.”
- “I always thought that record would stand until it was broken.”
- “I can see how he (Sandy Koufax) won 25 games. What I don’t understand is how he lost five.”
- “I don’t know (if they were men or women fans running naked across the field). They had bags over their heads.”
- “I’m a lucky guy and I’m happy to be with the Yankees. And I want to thank everyone for making this night necessary.”
- “I’m not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did.”
- “In baseball, you don’t know nothing.”
- “I never blame myself when I’m not hitting. I just blame the bat and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn’t my fault that I’m not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?”
- “I never said most of the things I said.”
- “It ain’t the heat, it’s the humility.”
- “I think Little League is wonderful. It keeps the kids out of the house.”
- “I wish everybody had the drive he (Joe DiMaggio) had. He never did anything wrong on the field. I’d never seen him dive for a ball, everything was a chest-high catch, and he never walked off the field.”
- “So I’m ugly. I never saw anyone hit with his face.”
- “Take it with a grin of salt.”
- (On the 1973 Mets) “We were overwhelming underdogs.”
- “The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase.”
- “You should always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise, they won’t come to yours.”
- “When you come to a fork in the road, take it.”
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- “It ain’t over till it’s over.”
- “It’s deja vu all over again.”
- “I usually take a two-hour nap from 1 to 4.”
- “Never answer an anonymous letter.”
- “We made too many wrong mistakes.”
- “You can observe a lot by watching.”
- “The future ain’t what it used to be.”
- “If you don’t know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.”
- “It gets late early out here.”
- “If the people don’t want to come out to the ballpark, nobody’s going to stop them.”
- “Baseball is 90 percent mental. The other half is physical.”
- “Pair up in threes.”
- “Why buy good luggage, you only use it when you travel.”
- “Nobody goes there anymore. It’s too crowded.”
- “All pitchers are liars or crybabies.”
- “A nickel ain’t worth a dime anymore.”
- “Bill Dickey is learning me his experience.”
- “He hits from both sides of the plate. He’s amphibious.”
- “I always thought that record would stand until it was broken.”
- “I can see how he (Sandy Koufax) won 25 games. What I don’t understand is how he lost five.”
- “I don’t know (if they were men or women fans running naked across the field). They had bags over their heads.”
- “I’m a lucky guy and I’m happy to be with the Yankees. And I want to thank everyone for making this night necessary.”
- “I’m not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did.”
- “In baseball, you don’t know nothing.”
- “I never blame myself when I’m not hitting. I just blame the bat and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn’t my fault that I’m not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?”
- “I never said most of the things I said.”
- “It ain’t the heat, it’s the humility.”
- “I think Little League is wonderful. It keeps the kids out of the house.”
- “I wish everybody had the drive he (Joe DiMaggio) had. He never did anything wrong on the field. I’d never seen him dive for a ball, everything was a chest-high catch, and he never walked off the field.”
- “So I’m ugly. I never saw anyone hit with his face.”
- “Take it with a grin of salt.”
- (On the 1973 Mets) “We were overwhelming underdogs.”
- “The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase.”
- “You should always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise, they won’t come to yours.”
- “When you come to a fork in the road, take it.”
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- “It ain’t over till it’s over.”
- “It’s deja vu all over again.”
- “I usually take a two-hour nap from 1 to 4.”
- “Never answer an anonymous letter.”
- “We made too many wrong mistakes.”
- “You can observe a lot by watching.”
- “The future ain’t what it used to be.”
- “If you don’t know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.”
- “It gets late early out here.”
- “If the people don’t want to come out to the ballpark, nobody’s going to stop them.”
- “Baseball is 90 percent mental. The other half is physical.”
- “Pair up in threes.”
- “Why buy good luggage, you only use it when you travel.”
- “Nobody goes there anymore. It’s too crowded.”
- “All pitchers are liars or crybabies.”
- “A nickel ain’t worth a dime anymore.”
- “Bill Dickey is learning me his experience.”
- “He hits from both sides of the plate. He’s amphibious.”
- “I always thought that record would stand until it was broken.”
- “I can see how he (Sandy Koufax) won 25 games. What I don’t understand is how he lost five.”
- “I don’t know (if they were men or women fans running naked across the field). They had bags over their heads.”
- “I’m a lucky guy and I’m happy to be with the Yankees. And I want to thank everyone for making this night necessary.”
- “I’m not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did.”
- “In baseball, you don’t know nothing.”
- “I never blame myself when I’m not hitting. I just blame the bat and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn’t my fault that I’m not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?”
- “I never said most of the things I said.”
- “It ain’t the heat, it’s the humility.”
- “I think Little League is wonderful. It keeps the kids out of the house.”
- “I wish everybody had the drive he (Joe DiMaggio) had. He never did anything wrong on the field. I’d never seen him dive for a ball, everything was a chest-high catch, and he never walked off the field.”
- “So I’m ugly. I never saw anyone hit with his face.”
- “Take it with a grin of salt.”
- (On the 1973 Mets) “We were overwhelming underdogs.”
- “The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase.”
- “You should always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise, they won’t come to yours.”
- “When you come to a fork in the road, take it.”
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If you hadn't thought about it it, you might want to give it a second thought, but there's a common thread through the quotations: they oddly make you feel good about yourself.
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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1W
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I hope this not a typical Griff day.
A vegemite sandwich.
A couple sheep
A beer to finish off and youre a happy man
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Vegemite? Marmite under another name! *ACK* *PTOOOO*
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I would have guessed it was
Aussie, but not enough letters.....
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Mick Martin's definition of heaven?
[ducks for cover]
Cheers,
Peter
Software rusts. Simon Stephenson, ca 1994. So does this signature. me, 2012
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"NEEDS"?
You have just been Sharapova'd.
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1W
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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