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[OT]
You just spelt it wrong, it's 'experiencist'.
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What you've assumed is that the pay is in US Dollars, it's not. They're actually paying you in Chilean Pesos.
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No, no, it really is paid in Dollars.
OK, Zimbabwean Dollars, but hey ...
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Nothing like a little arrogance to fuel a new startup! Unfortunately, literally everyone thinks they have the next big thing; yet they never actually do. Good luck to the poor sap that gets suckered by this non-sense!
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If my grandmother had wheels she'd be a wagon!
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In-casket video streaming?
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Wait, I was a teenager earlier this year, and have been programming for 3 years. I have slight knowledge of all of these, and I guess that would make me an expert. Where do I sign up?
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Kevin Marois wrote: You will only be required to be in the office to work when needed.
...but the office is in Homs, Syria.
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Message Closed
modified 16-Sep-15 12:06pm.
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Get it in the f***ing sea!
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Better not let Mrs. Nagy find out about those slippers.
Life is too shor
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I bet that would go great with crackers and Unicorn meat[^]!
Will Rogers never met me.
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Forgot about that!!
I'd rather be phishing!
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Now there's a superfood
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Maximilien wrote: Please Nagy, try it and report back!!!
As you wish.
glug glug glug
Mmm. I have tried it, a couple of weeks ago. It is not Gin, it is a Gin based Liqueur. When you discount the 'real silver' [IIRC it was more likely the horse than the metal] gimmicky bellecks, it wasn't too bad. It has a strong citrus tone and is drinkable, but would be best quickly followed by a dirty martini.
veni bibi saltavi
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I've just completed the Times Jumbo from Saturday which includes a definition for CURRANT of "product of grape"!
Be sure that I will be raisin' the matter with the crossword editor soon!!!!
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Are marine biology seminars created for educational porpoises?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Oh my cod was that bad!
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Something smells fishy.
/ravi
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I agree but I didn't want to carp about it.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Too late. I think we're scrod.
/ravi
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Don't start singing that tuna just yet.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Good idea. I need to learn my scales first.
/ravi
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