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If its an officer course then you only need 1.
Sergeant, get me a soft boiled egg.
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Pretty standard across the industry....
1) Allocate time for writing the spec, writing unit tests from the spec, writing code such that unit tests pass, functional testing, then release
2) Write the code
3) Write the units tests
4) Write the spec
5) Release
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In group introductions, the most common question is 'what do you do?'. Where some occupations garner adulation and spark a myriad of questions, 'software development' ranks right up there with 'accountant' in interest to the general public...which is fine as I'd rather not even try to explain what I do. My wife just tell people that 'he works with computers'. 
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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my 4 your old tell's people I play computer games in bed on my phone
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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"I pull it out of my ass, what did you think?"
Software Zen: delete this;
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My answer: It is like solving algebra problems. That is literally what I do all day.
Identify X (y,z, etc) and solve for it. This way the user just types X, and the program
tells them what the answer is. If they scan a barcode, I lookup the price and display it.
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I say it is writing directions that the computer follows that includes questions the computer has to ask along the way that determine what further directions to follow. These directions can get more and more detailed, depending on what you are doing.
Think of writing directions for someone who has to get to your house that has to include alternate directions if there is road construction, and how to determine if you've gone too far, then getting down to details like how to deal with stop signs versus stop lights. This can go further down the rabbit hole by determining speed and when to start pressing on the brake.
Psychosis at 10
Film at 11
Those who do not remember the past, are doomed to repeat it.
Those who do not remember the past, cannot build upon it.
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remember giving that three minute speech on on how to make peanut butter and jelly sandwich?
and how, in order to make the three minute mark, you had to describe in excruciatingly boring detail every single tiny step in the process?
yeah, you already know how to write 80% of all computer programs.
the other 20% is designing the kitchen, or making your own jelly.
//ken aka groggyjava
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I sit down and have a conversation with the computer in which I explain what I mean, and then (when I test it) the computer tells me what it thinks I mean. Eventually, we come to some sort of understanding: how long this takes depends entirely on my mood and upon nothing else: the computer's attitude is a reflection of my state of mind.
I've noticed that younger programmers don't do this: instead, they sit around and define their goals, and create an architecture or something (often defined by an acronym such as YAGNI or REST, because apparently it's very important to follow the rules of someone who's never seen the problem you're trying to solve), and then they kind of force the computer to cooperate, viewing it almost as an enemy: the solution and the problem are constrained to fit within whatever they've decided their architecture will be (a-priori, often before even knowing what the problem is).
Strange.
You catch more flies with honey than with vinegar.
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Perform the following steps:
1. Understand what a computer can and cannot do.
2. Define the goal of the program.
3. Define the method to accomplish the goal in terms of things that a computer can do.
4. Enter the computer instructions determined in step 3.
5. Test the resulting program to see if it is working correctly.
6. If testing fails, troubleshoot and go to step 3.
7. Done.
Of course, the above list skips over a lot of detail, but the detail is neither understood nor wanted by the layman asking about how to program a computer. 
Fletcher Glenn
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This is going back 20+ years. We were writing software for a Diagnostic Imaging Center--one of those places with MRI, CAT, PET Scanners, and X-Ray machines. The business was still using IBM typewriters and hand faxing diagnostic reports to physicians. We wrote a system for them to compose diagnostic reports from templates, and automate the faxing. (C, dBase and Novell if anyone cares).
I was in there one day debugging and had both a hex dump up and some source code. One of the radiologists (MD) comes over and asks how do you know how to do that and what all that means? I promptly responded, the same way you know that gray shadow on the mammogram is a mass and not an artifact. She got the point.
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Lions
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Lions and Tigers fans remember Sparky Lyle Lovett or Leave it Alone Ranger Rick Derringerry Jeff Walker Percy Sledgehammer I'd hammer in the morning dove ice cream bars of gold Cadillac from Detroit Lions
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Hi All,
Had a bit of a disarster the nose thing on my Glasses broke off hit the floor cue swearing and hunting for it, and then if thats not enough a side screw popped out and a lense hit the floor, more bad language. struggle to find spare pair which aren't quite right. Bad language. Then mount lense and plastic nose thing find both using one eye (my eyes are different and my left eye hasn't altered as much). Spend about half hour trying to reassemble glasses, yet more bad language!.
Finish and clean glasses. More Bad Language!
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Take 'em to your optician - mine fixes stuff like that for free while you wait.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Problem, the optician is a car ride away, I need to able to see to drive 
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Well, then you better fix your glasses first, then drive to the optician to get your glasses fixed.
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I walked into an optician in Vienna having done a face plant on my glasses the day before, practically rebuilt the glasses as I waited, no charge.
Mind you I looked like the bad result of a mugging at the time!
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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A big building with patients, but that's not important right now... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Now that's a Leslie!
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Holy sh*t! He's dead! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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