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super wrote: Other say it reduces the accident of hitting the pedestrian walking.
So instead of backing over pedestrians coming out, they'll be hit on the way in.
super wrote: Starting next month, our company has decided to implement the "reverse parking" in out parking lot.
Find the person responsible for this policy. Identify his/her vehicle.
Now find the person who does the worst job of backing into a parking spot. They're usually pretty easy to spot as they're the ones with the bumpers scraped at the corners. Make him/her park right next to whoever proposed said policy.
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I'd write a memo suggesting better carpooling, alternative modes of travel (bus, bike, walk) and telecommuting so as to increase the number of available spaces, reduce carbon emissions, and make the income disparity between the workers and the executives much more obvious. 
Marc
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Marc Clifton wrote: make the income disparity between the workers and the executives much more obvious.
Where I work the senior management get both their own car park and their own door to the building.
We know our place.
Interestingly if you are waiting for oncoming traffic to turn into the car park and someone coming the other way is turning in too, if they wave you across they then follow you into the pleb car park. If they don't then they drive into the management car park.
We know our place.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Marc Clifton wrote: I'd write a memo suggesting better carpooling, alternative modes of travel (bus, bike, walk) and telecommuting so as to increase the number of available spaces, reduce carbon emissions, and make the income disparity between the workers and the executives much more obvious Personal Jetpacks instead.
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Aha. you are that guy who gets promoted every year yet all hate him for being so no productive 
cheers,
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Too much of good is bad,mix some evil in it
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I always park so that I can drive out rather than reverse: there is less of my car ahead of the driver's seat than there is behind, so I get better vision driving out. This helps a lot when the car to your right is replaced by a van while you are in the shops...
Don't care how the car next door is parked - it probably won't even be the same car there when I leave! 
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OriginalGriff wrote: it probably won't even be the same car there when I leave!
Because it's unrecognizable due to all the scratches you've made on it? 
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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I prefer to reverse in largely because I have a reversing camera in my car.
The car is also easier to manoeuvre at slow speeds when reversing due to the turning being at the rear off the car when reversing.
It also means hat when I exit my parking spot, I can look in different directions to look for other traffic.
The only place I don't reverse park is in supermarkets which pretty much force you to forward park so that you can get to your boot with a trolley.
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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Hey, just be happy you have a parking lot... Here, we have to parallel park...
But that doesn't bother me... My car would just flatten those cars into pancakes... If it could leave its underground track, that is
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At work, I pull through. Of course when I get here there are only about five cars in the lot.
I hate backing. Had a chance to earn good money driving a truck (many years ago) but since I cannot back one, I had to decline.
I own a trailer that I will not use if I know I will need to back with it.
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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With front wheel steering, if you get the back end in the right place, you can straighten up by moving the front. Conversely, if you get the front in the right place, the rear wheels would have to move sideways to straighten up - and they aren't keen on that.
I find it easier to get the rear wheels in place by pushing them rather than pulling them & hoping they will lazily follow to the right place. Therefore I tend to reverse into a space. BUT - in supermarket car parks, this means you can't get at your boot to put the shopping in!
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I always park in a specific direction: forward or reverse, but never both at the same time.
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Please provide a reference.
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PIEBALDconsult wrote: Please provide a reference.
int & willThisDo;
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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If you can drive at 200mph, you should bloody well be able to park either way.
Personally I like to reverse into a parking space whenever possible. It is much easier to see pedestrians while you are on the road than when in the parking space, looking over your shoulder.
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But parking head-in allows you to turn off the engine and coast in.
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One of my pet peeves is the low grade morons who, always being in a hurry, will drive quickly behind me whilst I pull out of a space - even though I'm already moving and often halfway out.
Don't they ever think of how much time they'll save when I or someone else back into them? They should, however, take into account, that I'd consider manslaughter to thank them for ruining my day.
Pedestrians, too. My son, once having learned to drive, remarked that he didn't realize how dangerous it was to do some of the things he did in the street (even where one stands) until he had to be on the drivers side of things. Walking behind a moving car doesn't actually cause it to stop.
Who on CP is currently in charge of renewing my 007 license-to-kill?
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My chauffeur usually just stops where I want to get out then drives round and picks me up.
I don't know if he parks or keeps driving around.
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... at least 13 minutes old, anyway! 
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Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Actually when you posted it was 14 minutes old.
Why can't people be accurate?
veni bibi saltavi
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I tried to muster up the energy to write a biting answer to that one, but I discovered much to my surprise that I don't really care enough... 
So cheers instead! ![Beer | [beer]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/beer.gif)
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Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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and tiresome. It is the next Leslie.
 
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What was wrong with the first Leslie??? 
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Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Well, if you count being dead...
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