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That would require me singing, a feat reckoned so unlikely by my music teacher at school that I was ordered to mime in assembly...and banned from playing the triangle.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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LOL, I know the feeling... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Nice Grif. Is this your original? I like it. I smiled.
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Know when to push to production - is too many syllables.
Know when to push to prod - Would be better.
Who am I? Frickin TAXI over here now?
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suggestion:
replace: "When you're sittin' at the 'puter"
with: "When you're hittin' data tables" 
rings more true to the original (a little sad that I knew this well enough to offer such a suggestion). 
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Next you can try Simon and that other guy...
In the clearing stands a coder
and a thinker by his trade
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Or
When you're weary, feeling small
When bugs are in your code, I'll fix them all (all)
I'm on your side, oh, when Linq gets rough
And patches just can't be found
Like a bugfix on a troubled program
I will commit them all
Like a bugfix on a troubled program
I will commit them all
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Why, Microsoft?
If I wanted to use Bing, I'd use Bing.
I'm happy with Google, thanks - so why does the Win10 start menu search always use Bing?
Sorry MS, but you forced me to take drastic measures: Hi there Chrometana[^] - what;s that? you redirect all Bing searches to Google if Chrome is your default browser? A little heavy, but OK...
Bye, bye Bing...
First they ignore my preferences and set their browser as my default, then they try to force me to use their search engine? When Cortana won't even work on my machine because I won't let you have the full rights to all my data? No, MS...I won't.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I'm having difficulty getting to grips with web search results being returned from the start button. Maybe I need to realign my thought processes but start for me is entirely to do with what I have on my computer, not on the web. That's what google is for. You could argue there's a privacy issue right there...
Edge doesn't seem to be any great improvement. I've had a lot of difficulty getting it to die. You click close and it just stays there.
Regards,
Rob Philpott.
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I stopped using it - it's a little faster than Chrome, but it's ugly as an ugly thing from the planet ugly and it's "tools" area takes up too much valuable screen space.
Frankly, I expected better - and I doubt it's speed advantage is going to last too long either...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I don't really mind the results being returned from the start menu - but...in Win7, click the start button, type a command and you got commands. So I do the same on Win10 and press enter...and not only does it take ages, but it starts an internet search if I didn't type it right. Win7 was better in that regard, it did nothing if there was no relevant command.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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And a Linux console is even better in this regard...
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Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Rob Philpott wrote: You could argue there's a privacy issue right there...
Indeed. If I search my hard drive for "Hairy Elephant" I may not want big G (or M) to know about it.
Life is too shor
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DO not search on the web from the start menu search. Who needs Bing anyway ?
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Don't get me started again.
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[#|]8##I (8Letters)
An easy one for the weekend
Hint 1: In the old ages one used a pen with it.
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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CP seems unusually quiet today, so I'll have a guess of....
Notebook
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Just need someone to solve the CCC otherwise it'll be a busy monday 
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So we have a winner!
Notebook is correct 
You are up on Monday
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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even though I've done a couple I confess I don't understand these.
Was that ASCII stuff meant to look like something? Or were you just using a simple random substitution cypher?
PooperPig - Coming Soon
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Well it depends, i tried to do a laptop with the first 4 and a notebook with the last 4 XD
but actually it's not that easy
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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Last stand includes Lakota but ended in a pack – (7)
Time to do something constructive before the weekend 
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