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and here I thought you were declawed (married).
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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I asked my GF if she'd marry me but she said, "Fur get it!"
/ravi
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Obviously you did not choose the purrfect moment to ask.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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It gives you paws for thought - there's a tail in there somewhere!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I thought she was just being catty.
/ravi
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Only when she found there was no money left in the kitty - it was a cat ass trophy.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Can't expect much from someone who's always in a catatonic state.
/ravi
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Perhaps you could have whisker'd away to some tropical location.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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I tried that, but the vacation turned out to be a catastrophe.
/ravi
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Maybe if you bought her a Catillac.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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I'm afraid I can only afford a catamaran.
/ravi
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Maybe she thought you were a cheetah?
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Yeah, she always accuses me of lion.
/ravi
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Maybe you should go out and find a cougar?
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Better that than a Ginantonic state - that's known as catalepsy.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I don't think you can claw your way out of that.
Jeremy Falcon
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OriginalGriff wrote: cat punts freak meowt
FTFY!
"I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability!"
Ron White, Comedian
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Purrrfect pun, if ever there was one.
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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You're so crazy. You must be from Calico-fornia.
Jeremy Falcon
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Once again you re-lion our sense of humor?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Toxic Talks
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Toxic Blooming Onion-domed Cathedral and the Bazaar meet the press defense of Ralph Waldo Emerson, Lake & Palmer, Cuellar, Dobson, and McNally McGraw Hill of beans were meant to be the best of friends and enemies are in talks, ick!
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... sort of the chance of writing a CCC that will actually be solved by somebody.
I do think it was actually solved, but these non-cooperative helioradiators wouldn't comply!
Todays solution: euphemism
And I thought that first hint was a dead giveaway. Neither did anybody hear the ewe errhhmm eu.
Anybody up for the derivation?
Cheers!
"I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability!"
Ron White, Comedian
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Er ... really?
Apart from the homophone for 'eu' and the definition I can make neither head nor tail of it ... and I'm a professional clue writer and occasional clue writing competition judge! I can only gape in awe if you have a rational explanation for ...
Greek! I prophesy = PHEMISM
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Member 9082365 wrote: and I'm a professional clue writer and occasional clue writing competition judge
Well good on you, but I'm not, as you have properly observed with your skills as a cunning linguist.
If you'll just hop a long to the etymology of that word you might find the bits and pieces to string this together. I'll make an easier one tomorrow if only to evade further complaints from some helioradiator hiding behind a number.
Good nicht!
"I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability!"
Ron White, Comedian
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Manfred R. Bihy wrote: Good nicht!
In case it escaped you this can be interpreted as good night, or "good, not!"
Cheers!
"I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability!"
Ron White, Comedian
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