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So, Toscana has the least population per square km in all of Toscana? 
If some tour guide mentioned something like this to me, I'd point out that by that definition, it also has the most population per square km.
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this specific area in toscana....boah...I hope you are same exactly with your code and furthermore if it is like this, I hope you can work for your own and do not torture some co workers 
modified 19-Jan-21 21:04pm.
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0x01AA wrote: Only nature ... simply silence.
Wha? Do they cull all the birds and bees, then? I think this scandal should be revealed!!!!
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Three friends married women from different parts of the world.....
The first man married a Greek girl. He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away....
The second man married a Thai girl. He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done, and there was a huge dinner on the table....
The third man married a girl from Scotland . He ordered her to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal. The first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything either but by the third day, some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher. He still has some difficulty when he urinates.....
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Ah, the old ones are the best! 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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What is the Welsh equivalent?
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Young Gareth comes home from school and tells his mother he’s been given a part in the school play.
"Wonderful," says his mama "What part is it?"
The boy says: "I play the part of the Welsh husband."
"Go back and tell them you want a speaking part."
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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And there is the oldie about genies...
A Welshman, Scot and Englishman are walking when they come across a lantern and a genie pops out and grants them one wish each.
The Scot says "I am a sheep herder, like my dad before me. I want my country to be full of lovely sheep farms." The genie waves his hand, and lo! Sheep farms everywhere.
The Englishman was amazed and decides "I want a wall around England to keep those elephanting Scots and Welsh out." With a wave of the genies hand, there was a wall around England.
The Welshman asks the genie about the wall.
The genie replies that it's 200 feet high, 100 feet thick, it goes all around England, and nothing can get in or out.
"Fill it with water" he wishes.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Weekend hunger...Thank you...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Meekly mows the lawn. Doesn't do anything else.
Baa baa! :sheep:
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There is nothing like first-hand experience...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Not quite, my other half is from Northern Ireland!
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an oldie but a goody - I remember the last one being changed to 'married a Kiwi (Maori) lass' (they can be more fierce than the men !)
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I know, but it adds something to a quiet (as usual) Sunday in the lounge.
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What about the fourth guy?
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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Here he is![^]
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Still there is a happy ending in his case.
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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Really?
DaveAuld wrote: He told her that she was to
[...]
DaveAuld wrote: He gave his wife orders that she was to
[...]
DaveAuld wrote: He ordered her to
Just once, I'd love to hear how one of those conversations go.
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dandy72 wrote: I'd love to hear how one of those conversations go
I think "badly" is the answer! 
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my god, I have to actually install Visual Studio and work in an IDE? No way. I want to work from the command line for development, and if you want to use C# for the back end, I'm not going to help you.
Yes indeed, I heard that on Friday from a Linux guy who is trying to push for a Django / Python back end at the company I'm working at.
F***ing script-kiddies.
Marc
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I have no respect for developers who claim they couldn't possibly develop without the latest IDE and related tools. Do more with less.
I use Visual Studio only when I need to (WinForms and SSIS), but all my other C# I do old-school*. And I prefer to do primarily back-end, library, utility stuff.
I can send him a copy of the simple IDE I wrote -- I use it for C#, C, and VB. I'm sure it can do other languages (basically all you need to do is tell it how to call the compiler). (Sorry, no article is forthcoming at this time.)
* No syntax highlighting, no code folding, no debugger, no designer, no intellisense, no real-time syntax checking, just raw like a chopped panhead yo.  Like turbo C, except Turbo C has a debugger.
modified 1-Aug-15 22:10pm.
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I've been using screwdrivers to push in nails and make holes in walls for a very long time. Many times it's just easier.
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